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Quotes

Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache: does be my enemy for friendship's sake."
- William Blake, sent in by Lauren



"Tell me what company thou keep, and I'll tell thee what thou art."
Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616) Spanish novelist.



"Have no friends not equal to yourself."
- Confucious (551 - 497 BC) Chinese philosopher.



"Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends."
- Jacques Delille (1738 - 1813) French poet.



"A Friend may well be reckoning the masterpiece of Nature."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) US poet & essayist.



"Keep your friendships in repair."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (as above)



"A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson



"The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson



"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson



"If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair."
- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784) British lexicographer.



"True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in their worth and choice."
- Samuel Johnston, (as above)



"It is more shameful to distrust one's friends than to be deceived by them."
- Duc de la Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680) French writer.



"If it is abuse - why one is always sure to here of it from one damned good-natured friend or other!"
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751 - 1816) British dramatist.



"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."
- George Washington (1732 - 1799) US Statesman.



"True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation."
- George Washington, (as above)



"I can never think of promoting my convenience at the expense of a friend's interest and inclination."
- George Washington, (as above)



"Should auld aquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min'?"
- Robert Burns (1759 - 1796) Scottish poet.



"It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us."
- Epicurus (341 - 270 BC) Greek philosopher.



"It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us."
- Epicurus (as above)



"These are called the pious frauds of friendship."
- Henry Fielding (1707 - 1754) British novelist.



"Always, Sir, set a high value on spontaneous kindness. he whose inclination prompts him to cultivate your friendship of his own accord, will love you more than one whom you have been at pains to attach to you."
- Samuel Johnston (1709 - 1784) British lexicographer.



"Sir, I look upon every day to be lost, in which I do not make a new acquantaince."
- Samuel Johnston, (as above)



"To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship."
- Sallust (86 - 334 BC) Roman historian



"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives."
- Euripides, Greek playwrite



"My friends are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson



"Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant."
- Socrates, Greek Philosopher



"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together"
- Woodrow Wilson



"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."
- Oscar Wilde



"Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade."
- William Shakespeare



"Friendship with oneself is all-important because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world."
- Eleanor Roosevelt



"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
- Mother Teresa



"I will speak ill of no man, and speak all the good I know of everybody."
- Benjamin Franklin



"Misfortune shows those who are not really friends."
- Aristotle



"The bird a nest,
the spider a web,
man friendship."
- William Blake



"Friendship is love without his wings"
- Lord Byron



"Never injure a friend, even in jest."
- Cicero



"When true friends meet in adverse hour;
'Tis like a sunbeam through a shower.
A watery way an instant seen,
The darkly closing clouds between."
- Sir Walter Scott



"... no man is useless
while he has a friend."
- Robert Louis Stevenson


"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde



"Think where man's glory most begins and ends,
And say my glory was I had such friends."
- William Yeats



"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
- Mark Twain



"Thus nature has no love for solitude, and always leans, as it were, on some support; and the sweetest support is found in the most intimate friendship."
- Cicero



"Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind."
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge



"The best mirror is an old friend."
- George Herbert



"With every friend I love who has been taken into the brown bosom of the earth a part of me has been buried there; but their contribution to my being of happiness, strength and understanding remains to sustain me in an altered world."
- Helen Keller



"What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies."
- Aristotle



"The friendship that can cease has never been real."
- Saint Jerome



"I count myselt in nothing else so happy
As in a soul rememb'ring my good friends."
- William Shakespeare



"I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man's milk and restorative cordial."
- Thomas Jefferson



"Sir, more than kisses, letters, mingle souls;
For, thus friends absent speak."
- John Donne



"Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend
Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end."
- John Boyle O'Reilly



"Friends have all things in common."
- Plato



"Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods."
- Artistotle



"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."
- Henry Ford



"The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life."
- Edward Everett Hale



Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes



"The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?"
- Henry David Thoreau



"Friendship that flows from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity, as the water that flows from the spring cannot congeal in winter."
- James Fenimore Cooper



"Those that want friends to open themselves unto are cannibals of their own hearts."
- Fracis Bacon



"Friendship without self interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life."
- James Francis Byrnes



"Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed."
- Cicero



"I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson





"Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead.
- Anna Cummins





"True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest."
- Alexander Pope



"A friend is, as it were, a second self.
- Cicero (Sent by Nigar Baimova)



"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious, it is the true sourse of art, science, and friendship."
- Albert Einstien (Sent by Brandon Merenda)



"But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life; and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine."
- Thomas Jefferson (Sent by Shawn)



"The world would be so lonely, in sunny hours or gray. Without the gift of friendship, to help us every day."
- Hilda Brett Farr



"All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand."
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox



"In a friend you find a second self."
- Isabelle Norton



"Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
- Ludwig van Beethoven



"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
- Helen Keller



"Happiness is time spent with a friend and looking foward to sharing time with them again."
- Lee Wilkinson



"Ah, how good it feels...the hand of an old friend"
- Mary Englebright



"A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still."
- Friedrich Nietzsche



"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."
- Aristotle



"A friend to all is a friend to none."
- Aristotle



"Little do men percieve what solitue is, and how far it extendeth. For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures, and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
- Francis Bacon



"Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed."
- Cicero



"I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson





"The only thing to do is to hug one's friends tight and do one's job."
- Edith Wharton



"Never injure a friend, even in jest."
- Cicero



"When true friends meet in adverse hour;
'Tis like a sunbeam through a shower.
A watery way an instant seen,
The darkly closing clouds between."
- Sir Walter Scott



"... no man is useless
while he has a friend."
- Robert Louis Stevenson





"Never shall i forget the days i spent with you . continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
-Ludwig Van Beethoven



"Be slow in choosing your friends; slower in changing."
-Benjamin Franklin -Sent in by Andr\'e9



The following five quotes were sent in by Handan
"Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson, American writer and philosopher (1803-1882)



" 'Stay' is a charming word in a friends vocabulary."
-Louisa Mary Alcott [1832-1888], American writer, reformist



"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."
-Anne Morrow Lindbergh



"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
-William Arthur Ward



"Friendship? Yes Please."
-Charles Dickens - Sent in by Steffi



"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

Romantic

Love begins with a smile...!
Endures with happiness...!
And dies with a tear...!!


When it hurts to look back and...!
I am scared to look ahead...!
I just look beside me and...!
I know you'll be there...!
because we love each other...!
Far more than love itself...!!


You care for me in all the ways...!
I want and need so much...!
I have felt your warmth and tenderness with every word and touch...!


Your love is the song in my heart...!
The sunshine in my sky...!
The promise of my world...!
The centre of my universe...!!


Roses are red...! And sky is blue...!
But you don't know...! How much I LOVE U...!!


Sometimes you have not even begun to speak, and I am at the end to what you are saying.


I Promised my Heart...that this was the last time...!
I would hurt it...and you came along...Again I broke a promise...!


As long as I have waited....and as long as I know.....that I will wait.
I still cant seem to change.....how I feel for you.


For it was not into my ear you whispered...but my heart...!
it was not my feelings you played...it was my soul!!


Sometimes I wonder what...life would be like if I never meet you...
because one year down the line...I have never loved anybody else...
as much as I love you...I love you more than life itself.


Only true Love Understands...The Language Of Our Eyes...
Only True Love Knows When...These Eyes Hide The Tears...
Deep Within And How To...Make These Tears Die!!


It takes a minute to have a crush on someone...an hour to like someone...!
And a day to love someone...!
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone...!


When your heart bleeds tears. Then you will know it is love...!!!


I love my love...but...I know my love doesn't love me.


Valentine's day is a wonderful...way to make I Love you easy to say.


LOVE IS STRONG...LOVE IS SWEET...!
WHEN TWO HEARTS MEET...LOVE IS COMPLETE...!!


Life is a 'Flower'...For which Love is the 'Honey'.


You are my dear...together we have nothing to fear...!
For together we will always be... I'm so lucky if you chose me...!
My heart forever will be true...!
I think.......I'm in LOVE with you..!!


God has given us 24 hours to spent a day...!
8 hours to sleep, 8 hours to work and 8 hours to spent time with our family...!
But I spend the 24 hours thinking of you...!!


When a person falls in love, He accepts the impossibilities...!!!


Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.


If you really love to someone...
Then always wait for him / her till sun and moon finish.


Love is the answer that every one seeks.
Love is the language that every heart speaks.


Forgive my eyes for admiring you...you stole my heart...!
From the moment you looked at me...call me crazy, call me insane...!
Each time my heart beats...it calls out your name...!!


WHEN LOVE IS NOT MADNESS...IT IS NOT LOVE !!"


Nature can forget Roses...And Roses can forget Dew...
But, never ever think...That I can forget you...!!


Before meeting you I was nothing...!
You taught me everything...!
Now I have become something...!
But I need you and your love in each and in every moment of my life...!!


L Before O, And V Before E.
That is the relation between U and ME.


Misers Love Money...Flowers Love Dew...Bees Love Honey...!
As I love You...!!


The ring is round...It has no end ...!
And My Love for you...will never end...!!


Sun shines in the day...Moon shines in the night...!
But you shine in my heart every day and night...!!


For the world, you are someone...But for someone you are the world...!!


L - LOYALTY TOWARDS ONE'S FEELING.
O - OUTLIVING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO SOULS.
V - VALUABLE GIFT OF GOD.
E - EVERGREEN FEELINGS OF ONE'S HEART.


Some broken hearts never mend...!
Some memories never end...!
Some tears will never dry...!
But my love for you never dies...!!


Start the day with love...!
Spend the day with love...!
Fill the day with love...!
That must be the way you love...!!


I love dreaming...Because I am being loved in my dreams...!!


If one should love...They should love you for what you are...!!


Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - NEVER...!!


Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it...!!


"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules...!
Then you must forget the rules and play from your heart...!!


Immature Love says: I Love you because I need you.
Mature Love says: I need you because I Love you...!!


Your love is the song in my heart.
The sunshine in my sky.
The promise of my world.
The centre of my universe...!!


Written in pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you love me, please answer this:

Do you love me or do you not?
You told me once, but I forgot,
so tell me now and tell me true,
so I can tell you...I Love You!
Of all the girls I've ever met,
you are the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
If you are not there by Judgment Day,
I'll know you went the other way.
I'll give the angels back their wings,
and risk the loss of everything.
Just to prove my love is true,
I'll go to hell, just to be with you..!!


What is love without two people in it?
What is a world with out people?
What am I without you?
I love and miss you.


The essential sadness is to go through life without loving.
But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you love.


If you love something set it free.
if it returns it was meant to be.
if it does not then it was never yours to begin with.


"If a hug represented how much I loved you...!
I would hold you in my arms forever...!!


We do not love people because they are beautiful,
But they seem beautiful to us because we love them...!


Love cannot be explained...
It can only be experienced...!


I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love...!!


When you say, "I love you", mean it...!!


Believe in love at first sight...!!


Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
But it's the only way to live life completely...!!


True Love is like ghosts which everyone talks about...
but few have seen...!!!!


We cant really love anybody,
with whom we never laugh.
Once U can laugh..U can Love...!!


Never Let Love gets the best of you...!
But U should always try to get the...
BEST OF LOVE...!!


If U have the courage to love...!
You have the courage to suffer...!!!


Love is seeing Yourself in someone's eyes
And finding yourself in Somebody's heart...!!!


Love is when you take away
the feeling, the passion, the romance..
and you find out..
you still care for the person...!!

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi, Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love.

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me, The way u say I Luv U, it scares me, The way u know just what to say, it scares me, The ways u scare me I luv it.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I'm with u. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself, but for what u r making of me. I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.

Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.

Shayari

Thokar lage tenu v kisi de pyar wali,
Tad pyar mere da tenu ehsaas hove.
Tad tu maange dil sada,
Par tere aakhan aage sadi laash hove.

Savera kya hua, sitaro ko bhul gaye.
Suraj kya aaya, chaand ko bhul gaye.
Guzre kya kuch pal humare bina,
Aap hume hi bhool gaye.

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega.

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.

Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.

Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.

Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare..

Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai..
Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai...

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai...

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai..

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu..

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi..

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki..
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya..

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga...

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana...

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai.
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai.
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun,
Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun.
Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.

Jawani agar diwani na hoti to jahan mein mohabbat nahi hoti.
Ya tim timate sitarein na hote to raat itni suhani na hoti.

Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de.

Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.

Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta hai

Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote

Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Aditya Chopra kya kam tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi

Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Is liye we never invest money in LIC jeevan jyoti

Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya toh Chhote Miya

Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Shriram Jairam Jai jai Ram
Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re
Dole re Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!

Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Chill yaar... Holi hai

Tut jaate hai kabhi gaherein rishtey bhi,
Gair ban jaate hai pal bhar mein apne bhi.

Ek na ek shamma andhere mein jalaye rakhiye,
Subha hone ko hai mauhol banaye rakhiye,
Kaun jane wo kis gali se guzre,
Har gali ko phoolo se sajaye rakhiye!

Dava bhi kam na aaye,
Dua bhi kam na aaye.
Bas dost teri muskurahat kam aaye!

Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai,
Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

Ar karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
Aye khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!

Har nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJ MAHAL banana...
Par har dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai!

Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri chaht ko mita de,
Yeh mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!

Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!

Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!

Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye.
Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!

Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri chahat ko mita de,
Yeh mohabbat hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de.

Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap merjaye,
Maut ka bahan ho aur hum inke ghar jaye,
Ais mat keh a zalim ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi kisi din ek hasina ka baap hoga

Heart hai magar attack nahi,
Blood hai magar pressure nahi,
Dil hai magar dildar nahi.

Likhte hai unhe jo yaad aate hai.
Unhe kya likhe jo sada dil mein rehte hai.

Nazar se nazar milti hai,
Dil se dil milte hai,
Magar is duniya mein chanewale,
Badi mushkil se milte hai.

Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.

Request karti hun,
Refuse mat karna,
Dil ka bulb jalakar,
Fuse na udana.

Mein tere khawb dekhu,
Bhale hi tu mujhe bhool jaye,
Dekhte hi dekhte magar,
Aankho me paani bhaar aaye.

Ptjhad, sawan, basant, bahar,
Ek baras ke mausam chaar,
Paanchva mausam pyaar ka.........intezaar ka.

saaz hai magar, gaana nahi aata.
Botal hai magar, sharab nahi aata.
Dard hai magar, rona nahi aata

Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,
Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge,
Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge.

Bada armaan tha tere sang jeevan bitanne ka,
Shikwa he bas tere khamosh reh jaane ka,
Dewaangi isse badkar bhi kya hogi,
Aaj bhi intajaar hai tere aane ka.
Yeh dil pyaar ke kabil na rah,
Koi bhi izhaar ke kabil na raha,
Is dil mein bas gai dosti aapki,
Abh to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na rah.

Kehte hai ishq mein need ud jati hai,
Are koi humse bhi to pyaar kare,
Kambakth hume neend bahot ati hai.

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Shama bujh ke bhi jal sakti hai,
Mayus na ho irade na badal,
Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai

Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.

Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.

Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.

Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.

Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota.

Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aasu bade anmol hai, Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Uske liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai.

Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte

Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

Har bat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagah par baitna intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazoron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota

Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai!
Aasu bade anmol hai,
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai

Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazron se,
Kaash meri nazron ka matlab wo samajhte

Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail


Shaadi ke pehle......

Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MILTI,

Shaadi ke baad......

Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MARTI!

Ishq ek shokh nigaah hai dost,
Unpe mit jaane ki ek chaah hai dost,
Ishq manzil nahin, koi iraadaa bhi nahin,
Jhoot ke jangal se alag,
Sach ki ek raah hai dost.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face ,
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

Woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,
woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,
woh nal hi kya jiska koi plumber na ho,

woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...
woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...
woh bihar hi kya jisme laaloo na ho.

door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
paas aane ki himmat hi nahi hui.

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad.....Irshaad..............

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

Abe raat ko hi dosto ki yaad aati hai,
Din ko kya ladkiya nazar aati hai.
Din ko message kiya kar yaar,
Raat ko humein some se hain pyar.

True friends are like Diamonds,
They are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves,
They are scattered everywhere.
Take care, MY DIAMOND.

Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorce before Marriage,
But Friend come before Relative.

Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aakhen bhar aati hai.
Who subah rangeen who shaam nirali doob jaati hai,
Jab aap jaisi dosto ki yaad aati hai.

Don't love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.

Friendship is not something that happens at first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other and in turn endup needing each other.
For every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.

Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,
Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
Hamari dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi.

Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,
Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.

Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,
Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
Lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja.
Yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine tujhe Bheja.

Message per message bheja karte ho,
Bheja kharab karte ho.
Khud ke bheje mein to kuch nahin auro ka bheja hua bheja karte ho.

Ae dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aasu bade anmol hai.
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Rowo to unke liye jo tumpar nisar hai.
Unke liye kya roha jinke deewane hazar hai.

Ho sakta hai bearish ke baad aasman neela na ho,
Ho sakta hai dhoop aane par sarso pili na ho,
Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki tumhari yaad aye aur aankhen gili na ho.

Is duniya mein dost kam milenge,
Is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge,
Jaha duniya pher legi,
Us mod pe dost humhi "HUM" milenge..

Leher aati hai kinare se palat jaati hai,
Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jaati hai,
Leher aur yaad main fark sirf itna hai ki,
Leher bewaqt aati hai yaad har waqt aati hai.

Zindagi ke safar mein rahi milte hai bichad jane ko,
Aur de jate hai yaadein, tanhayee mein tadpane ko.

Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali,
Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.

Jidhar dekho udhar isq ke bimaar baithe hai,
Hazaro mar chuke hai, Sekado tayyar baithe hai.

Ishq karnay ke bhi kuch adaab hua kartay hain....
Jagti ankhon ke bhi kuch khawab hua kartay hain.......
Har koi ro ke dekhlayee ye zarori toh nahi .......
Khush ankhon mein bhi sehlaab hua kartay hain...

Ansuo se palak bhigo leta hu,Yaad teri ati hain to ro leta hu.....
Socha ke bhoola du tujhey mager,Har baar faisla badal deta hu..........

Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena...

Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge.
Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Teri kayenat main ay khuda mera yeh dil kahi laga nahi.
Jo tassalia mere dil ko de who abhi tak mujhe mili nahi.

Dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai,
Tofanoo mein sahil badi mushkil se milte hai.
Yu to mil jaate hain hazaron,
Magar aap jaise dost nasib walon ko milte hai.

Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke adha piya aur adha chhod diya,
Yaron ye pyar hai pyar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya.

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to humare ho na sake, hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye.

Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife,
Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
Humein to apno ne luta,gairo mein kahan dum tha,
meri kashti thi dubi wahan, Jahan pani kam tha.

Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aankhein bhar aati hai,
Wo sham nirali dub jati hai,
Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai..

Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?... kuch khas ho tum..

Kisi ke dhadakte dil ke peeche jaroor koi baat hoti hai,
Kisi ke udas dil ke peeche kisiki yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho-na-ho,
Aap ki khushi ke peeche meri fariyaad hoti hai...

Hum haste hai to wo samajhte hai ki inhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
Lekin who naadan kya samajhe ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki..

Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,
Chaho to humko bhula dena,
Par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena...

Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye taj mahal banana,
Kyu ki har dil mein 5/6 mumtaz to hoti hai..

Suraj se kaho ki roshni dena chod de,
Sitaro se kaho ki timtimana chod de,
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to apni yadoon se kaho humein satana chod de..

Yun to hum kisika peecha nahi karte,
Darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ki ye dosti aap se hai,
Varna itni kimti cheez hum kisiko diya nahi karte.

Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai..

Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,
Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai..

Ruuth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage,
Itne durr hue ke bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal mein,
Jab tujhe pane mein mujhe zamane lage..

Aankhon pe aasoon ki lakir ban gai,
Kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gai,
Humne to phirai thi reet mein ungliya,
Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai...
Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe ye dil thehra hai,
Teri chahton ki kasam ae dost,
Apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahot zada gehra hai...

Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare..

Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai..
Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai...

Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki hume aapse pyar nahi,
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki adao ka,
Hum akele to gunhegar nahi...

Jo humse milte hai hum unse dil se milte hai,
Warna hum toh wo shaks hai jo khwabon mein bhi badi mushkil se milte hai...

Mera din teri raat se acha hoga,
Mera dil tere jazbaat se acha hoga,
Jis din niklegi teri doli,
Ghoonghat utha ke dekhna... mera janaza bhi teri doli se acha hoga...

Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai..

Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho,
Intezaar kisika karne lage ho,
Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho...

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai...

Lehar aati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jati hai,
Lehar aur yaad mein fark sirf itna hai,
Lehar bewaqt aati hai aur yaad har waqt aati hai..

Tusi bade hi great ho, Rasgulle di plate ho,
Pepsi da crate ho,
Ande da omlate ho,
Par jo bhi ho mere sweet friend ho..

Tum milo na milo milne ka gam nahi,
Tum pas se nikal jao milne se kam nahi,
Mana ke tumhe humari kadar nahi,
Magar unse pooch jinhe hum hassil nahi..

Pyar kya hota hai?. Kya ye kabhi pura hota hai?
Aji ye kya pura hoga,
Iska to pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai..

Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai,
Hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai,
Mein nahi janta gharwale batate hai,
Hum neend mein bhi aapka naam liya karte hai...

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai..

Kaash banane wale ne dil kach ke banaye hote,
Todne walo ke hathon mein zakhm to aaye hote...

Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai.
Bachhe ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai.
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka.
Are yaar kanjoosi ki bhi had hoti hai.

Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar fer legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.

Aashman se barse moti jo bikhrne se toot na jaye, dosti aisi mat karna aaj rahe kal toot na jaye.

Zubaan se naam lete hai,
Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hai.
Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.

Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye sahara ho,
Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
Kuch kashtiya dub bhi jaya karti hai,
Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho.

Phoolon ki har kali khusbu de aapko,
Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko,
Hum to kuch den eke qabil nahi,
Magar dene wala har khushi de aapko.

Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost banker raas na aaye,
To ajnabee banker bhi yaad aayenge tumhe.

Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
Phir dil ka haal batana - Miss u.

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi bahi.
Ab aapki kya tariff karoo,
Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.

Har kisi ko mukkammal jahaan nahi milta,
Kahin jameen to kahin aasman nahi milta.

When things turn out bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry them. You must never give up, cause when your strength ends, my worth os your friend begins.

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
Aapko kisne kaha SMS karma chhod do.

Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti,
Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi jayada,
Saamne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Dil mein lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.

Maine poocha chand se "Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa kahi."
Chand ne kaha " sale itni upar se dikhta hai kya."

Har mazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hare k ke liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaj hoti hai.

Din ko chain nahi,
Raat ko aaram nahi,
Ji na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.

Zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai.
Marta nahi ko kisi se juda hoke,
Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhayee main,
Dil duba hai gum ki gahraye main,
Tum dhoondti ho humein apne dil mein,
Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchayee main.

Tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi,
Tu bhi dukhi main bhi dukhi,
Tu chatt se neeche kud ja,
Tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.

Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u I am always there 4 u.

Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkaar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki humain aapse pyar nahi.
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki nigaho ka,
Hum akele to gunehegaar nahi.

Maine dil ko lakh samjhaya ki e dil unko yaad karma chodd de par dil ke hark one se awaz aai, yahan to har sans main who base hai to kya saas lena chod de.

Zindagi, manjil, waqt kisi ne humara saath nahi diya,
Sab par se puri tarah vishwas uth gaya.
Is duniya se ub gaya hai ab humara jiya,
Kisi ko kitna hi chaha kam reh gaya.

Dil mein ummidon ki shama jala rakhi hai.
Humein apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai.
Is yakin ke saath ki ayega aapka SMS.
Humne apni nazar mobile par bicha rakhi hai.

What would you call a fat girl waiting for a bus in one word - MOTIVATING.

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way you should eat "Tandoori Chicken"


I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world. But the postman shouted at me saying, " Get out of the post box."

Baat to who hi nahi karte,
Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.

Gandhi kaisi chali teri aandhi,
Aaya tha langot mein ghus gaya 500 ke note mein.

Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.

Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya.
Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai.

Hakeekat samjho ya afsana;
Begana kaho ya deewana;
Suno mere dil ka fasana;
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!

Beta bola "Papa Papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" ...... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai!!!"

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

Suno ghau se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe daalo,
Chahe jitna jor lagalo,
Chaho jitna Dew pilalo.
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PAANI.
Humne piya hai tum bhi piyo.

Aisi dosti hamari ki dil chahe tu har safar hard agar mein mile,
Mar bhi jao to pyar rahe kayam,
Tu saath wali kabar mein mile.

Aapko miss karma roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karma aadat ki baat hai,
Aapse dur rehne kismet ki baat hai,
Magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhko yaad karoge,
Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyad karoge,
Humsa na mila na milega koi aur,
Tab apni kismet pe naaz karoge.

Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko mazbur kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko mazboor kare,
Mahek aisi ho apne pyar ki,
Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko mazbur kare.

Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.

Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye hi tadapta hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna?
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.

Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.

A sardar got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
Tabhi truck driver banoge.

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.

Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.

Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho,
Mere pyar ko Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho.

Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko lubhataa hai,
Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai.

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar,
Hamaare dil ki Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar.

Apne apmaan ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga,
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC judte judte Hang kar gaye.

Aap ke liye dil ko Cut kiya karte hain,
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hain.

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style,
Aapke adaaon ki hamne Save kar li hai File.

Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari
parag saari!

Na tumnain kuch kaha ,
Joron ki bearish makes u wonder...
Joron ki bearish makes u wonder..
is this what they call.......taste the thunder!

Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
palmolive da jawab nahi
boy he had a close shave!

E....kya bolti tu
E....kya bolti tu .....
E... kya bolti three
E ..kya bolti three!

Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
don't u worry ..surf excel hai na!

Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!

Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon
Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi

Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye

Milnaa Hai To Mil Isee Duniyaa Ke Chaman Me
Phir Kyaa Milna Hogaa, Jab Laash Hogi Kafan Me

Dil Hai Tera Dariyaa....Aankhen Hain Teri Jheel
So My Darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aa, Kinare Pe Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Baahar aa, Ishaare main Kyaa Rakhaa Hai

Maine tujhe dekhaa
Dekhta rahaa, Dekhtaa hi gayaa
Phir mujhe chashmaa lag gayaa

Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye usse bhi achhaa banwaa denge
Mumtaz to marke gadi thi, tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Yahan likhna mana hai

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji
Aur kar de savera

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin
Glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin
Saali ko hota hai

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan

Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala


Draupadi ka vastraharan
Dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan
Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari
Parag saari!

Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Jab tota hua dirty
Tote se boli maina
Jab tota hua dirty
Tote se boli maina
Don't you worry
Surf Excel hai na

Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
mujhe meri khoobsurati mehsoos huvi hai
jab jab tum ne nahi dekha hai
mujhe tumhari badsoorati mehsoos nahi huvi hai

Tip Tip barse pani.... Tip Tip barse pani..... Tip
Tip barse pani
To kya chai barase gi....

Joron ki baarish
Makes you wonder
Joron ki baarish
Makes you wonder
Is this what they call
Taste the thunder?

Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
Utterly butterly delicious Amul

Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Tan ki shakti, mann ki shakti, Bournvita, Bournvita!

Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Sine theta by cos theta is tan theta, tan theta!

Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho

Har dil jo pyaar karega
Woh khaana khaayega
Deewana apni deewangi se nahin balki
Waistline se pehchaana jaayega




LITTLE SENSE SERIES:

Khud ko kar buland itnaa....
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
aur khuda tumse puche....
'Abe sale gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi (sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.

PYAAR MEIN DHOKHA SERIES :

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye...

TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES :

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash !

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar........
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
tihathar is on leave )



Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...

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Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao...

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)

Aur, ant mein Ghalib ke liye ek sher:

Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

Voh sadak ke is par thi
Hum sadak ke us par the
Kuch hum age bade,kuch voh age badi
Hum kuch aur age bade,voh kuch aur age badi
Hum kuch aur age bade,voh kch aur age badi
Ab hum sadak ke is par the,aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Gum woh cheez hai ...
-- Wah ! Kya dard hai ! --
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai

Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Big Deal ! Big deal !

Aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela ...
well played! well played! well played!!

kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote......
kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai be,
La, phawda mujhe de..

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
Aap mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahen hain??

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?


Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Jo wyakti dariya mein apni jahaaz chodne ko darta hai ke kahin toofan na bahade usko,
use yeh bhi samajhna chahiye ke toofan zameen par bhi aa sakta hai.

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja-kar dekha tho sardar paaya.

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Hum aah bhi bharte hai to ho jate hai badnaam,
vho qatl bhi karte hai to charcha nahin hoti.

Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge,
Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge,
Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena,
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.....
jaise kal chamak rahe they !!!

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ...
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Accha hua ke tum bewafa nikle
Saale wafadaar to kutthe hote hain

Meri bezubaan aankhon se, gire hain chand katre
wo samajh sakhe to aansu, na samajh sakhe to paani!

ke marne ke baad bhi ankhe khuli reh gayee jo yaar ki,
aadat si jo pad gai thi unhe hamare intazar ki.

Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki,
Na Jaane Kahan se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd pe utar jaane ki.

Hui hum se ye nadani, Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe,
Ho kay zameen ki khakh, Aasman se dil laga baithe.

Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai,
Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai.

Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se,
Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se.


Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah

Dil Lagane Se Pehle Iski Sazaa Jaan Lo Yaaron,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Ye Dil Tod Diya Jata Hai,
Dard Ban Jaati Hai Phir Yaad Us Hassena Ki,
Jiski Chahat Mein Ye Dil Deewana Hota Hai.

Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par,
Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi.

Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage,
Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fika lage,
Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle, aur jise sunke,
Her dil mein thoda sa to dard jage....

zaalim tha voh aur zulm kii aadat bhi bahut thii
majaboor the hum un se muhabbat bhi bahut thii

wo mere dil ko kuchal ke chala gaya
anjane me muzko wo shayar bana gaya

baat karne mein jo mushkil ho tumhe mehfil mein
mai samajh jaoonga nazron se bataana mujh ko
vada utnaa hi karo jitana nibha sakte ho
Khwaab pura jo na ho woh na dikhana mujh ko
apne rishte ki nazaakat ka bharam rakh lena
main to aashiq hoon dewaana na bana mujh ko....

ai mere humnashiiN chal kahiiN aur chal
is chaman meiN ab apna guzaara nahiiN
baat hoti guloN tak to seh lete hum
ab to kaaNtoN pe bhi haq hamara nahiiN

humko mita sake ye zamane mein dam nahi
hamse zamana khud hai zamane se hum nahi

Samney hai jo use log bura kehte hain,
Jisko dekha hi nahi usko khuda kehtey hain !

chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar door hai kinaraa
in maajoon se pooch lena kya haal hai hamara
ab hawaein kareingi roshiniyon ka faisla
jis diye main jaan hogi woh diya reh jayega

a kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main
ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.

Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya
Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya

ye zamiiN roii aasmaan ke saath
jab Ramaayan jalii Quraan ke saath
be_zubaaN shakhs likh to saktaa hai
haath bhi kaaT do zabaan ke saath
pyar ek saahil hai toofano ke liye,
pyar aaina hai hai armano ke liye,
pyar ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye,
pyar ek khawaish hai apno pyar ko pane ke liye,
yeh pyar ek puja hai zindagi ke liye..
is puja ko yu ruswa na kiyiye khuda ke liye!!!

khudane insaan banaya, insaan ne pyar paya,
pachta rahe hai us alamse, jab shabnam ne nazara churaya,
tabse bhatak rahe hai log pyarmae, gali gali chahat ke mare,
bhul gaye hai voh ek galti, ab toa khuda bhi hare!!!

Gazal kehne wale lakh hai ashique hamare,
dikhwape nahi jaate hai sare,
patthar ko taj mahal kehte hai log,
par twin towers ki tarah tut jate hai aware
sambhalna har kadam par dost,
yeh ishq asaan nahi, bikhar jate hai sapne sare.

yaad dilna ne ki koshish mat karo yaad toh hame sab hain..
yaad toh unhe karte hai jo dur hote hai aap jaise dost toh hamare dil mein rahate hai

Milte hai raahi bichadneke liye, yaadonse basti hai duniya,
Koi kisika dost nahi jehanmae, koi nahi kisiki dilruba,
jeete hai sab apni kismet se, jeena sikh lo akele is tarah,
shukriya karo khudaki is mehfilmae, gar mil jaye pal ke liye koi saath
mat rakho dilmay kise jiski nahi hai koi awaz
pachtaoge aap janab, kaam hi kaam hai meri bus aas.

Kaise keh de ki yeh dil deewana nahi hai,
Tanha hai magar awara nahi hai...

Awara ban ghum rahe hai net ki galiyomae,
unko dhundh rahe hai tanha tanha mehfilo mae,
nazar nahi aye hame voh kahi,
pagal hai mastane hai
kho gaye hai rang-raliyomae,
subah jab ankh khuli dekha toa humne,
pass hai voh, deewane the hum, jo dhundh rahe the unhe sitaro mae!

Tum Jo Kehdo To Aaj Ki Raat,
Chaand Dubega Nahin. Raat Ko Rok Lo.
Raat Hi Baaki Hai, Aur Zindagi Baaki To Nahin"

"Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koyi Shikwa To Nahin,
Tere Bina Zindagi Bhi Lekin, Zindagi To Nahin"

Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena,
Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.

Tumhare pyaar me hamne bhohot chote khaye,
Jiska hisaab na hosake utne dard paye,
Phirbhi tere pyaar ki kasam khake kehtahu,
Hamare lab pe tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye.


Geet hai, dhadkan hai,
Ya dilki pukar
yeh ishq badi jaalim cheez hai
kar lo khudse pyar,
shikva gila nahi phir bhi tere bina zindagi nahi
raat toa rukti nahi kabhi, mano kabhi na apni haar
Chot khaye huve hai vohi tair jate hai,
yaadein se sajti hai mehfil, verna zindagimae rakha hi kya hai?

Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo
Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo

Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain
Par Dilon Ke Shahar To Ujarte Nahi
Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut Jaye Bhi To
Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab To Mit Te nahi

Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki

Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho
Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho

Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge
Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah'

jaane jigar, dile bekhabar,
kya pata tuje isq kya cheez hai,
humee hai teri mehfil sajaye..
.kyon ho bekhar behal karke hame...
aapki awaz ab bhi gunj rahi hai fizaomae,
hum toa yuhi sanam dil de chuke aapko..
intezar hai game zindagimae,
fursat mile kabhi haal puchiye..

Shukra kar ke mile dil jigar darde yaar,
verna naseeb naa hota game bekhar ye pyar:-

subah hoti hai sham hoti hai raatki tanhaimae aapki yaad,
yuhi umra tamam hoti hai, kuch toa hai aap mae koi baat:-)

mood toa kuch aur hai dil ko thame baithe hai sanam...
kya kahe aapse, pyar karte aapko, aapki kasam..dard kya jano aap jisne ...

fursat mile toa dua itni kar...
teri yaadomae rahe hum har janam har pal...

vada hai hamara hamari manzil hai aapki rahomae,
sanam dekha hai pyar humne aapki nigahome, fursat mile kabhi toa dua itni kar ..

Haseen mehfil tumhari haseena ke saath khatma ho jaye...
baithe hai hum intezaar mae sambhalo, kayamat naa aa jaye...


raaz na ayegi duniya hame, manzil ka na hai koi theekana...
phir kyu chale hai bebas hoke, age pata nahi kya ho phasana....

Hamay to ab bhi woh guzra zamana yaad aata hai,
Tumhay bhi kya kabhi koi deewana yaad aata hai !

Hawain tez thi,
baarish bhi thi,
toofan bhi tha,
lekin,
Tera aisay mein bhi vaada nibhana yaad aata hai !

Ghatain kitni dekhi hain par mujhay `Israr',
Kisi ka rukh par woh zulfain giraana yaad aata hai

Hamay to ab bhi woh guzra zamana yaad aata hai,
Tumhay bhi kya kabhi koi deewana yaad aata hai

kya kahe aapko hum? khud nahi samaj pa rahe,
kaise bitaye har pal, dar hai kahi hum bichad na jaye,
mulakat ka vada manzoor hai hame,
doa boond ansuome, khushi bhi aap laye,

binti karte hai aapse, kabhi na kho jana sanam,
saath chalenge yehan, hamari hai kasam
yeh pyar hai samaj na lena sanam..
phir bhi ikrar karte hai...aapki kasam

aage jo nikalte hai moodke nahi dekhte,
kasam chahe lakh koi de,irade nahi badalte,

ishq badi jalim cheez hai, har sham hasin lage,
lage jaise koi sanam, kareeb ane lage,

dur hi sahi, mere hai ye pal,jee rahe yadomein,
kalki kise khabar

khuda jane kyon par voh dilmein samaye hai,
na dekha unhe na jana par voh ab na paraye hai,

chalna hai saath manzil malum nahi,
dilki pukar hai, yehin hai voh kanin

Dil ki galio me koi gum na ho,
Hamari ye dosti kabhi kum na ho,
Bus ye hi hai dua ki tum khus raho,
Kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho.

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai...

Zindagi Jaise Ek Saza Si Ho Gayi Hai, Gam Ke Sagar Me Is Kadar
Kho Gayi Ho Tum, Aajao Wapis Yeh Gujarish Hai Meri,
.....Shayad Mujhe Tumhari Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai.

..GUL KO GULSHAN MUBARAK ..SHAYER KO SHAYARI MUBARAK
..CHAND KO CHANDANI MUBARAK .ASHIK KO APANI MEHBOOBA MUBARAK
HAMARI AUR SE APKO... NAYI SUBAH MUBARAK.
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KHUDA KI IBAADAT ME JAB BHI YE HAATH UTHAYE,
YEHI DUA MAANGI-HAR KHUSHI TUMHE MIL JAAYE........,
MERI ZINDAGI SE TUM JEEYO,
TUMHARI MAUT SE HUM MAR JAAYE.
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KHAYALO KO KISI AAHAT KI AAS REHTI HAI,
NIGAH KO KISI SURAT KI PYAS RAHTI HAI,
TERE BIN KISI CHEEZ KI KAMI TO NAHI,
MAGAR TERE 'SMS BIN' TABIYAT UDAAS RAHTI HAI.
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IS DIL SE TERI YAAD BHULAI NAHI JATI,
YEH PYAR KI DAULAT HAI LUTAI NAHI JATI,
MAR MAR KE BANAI HAI JO TASVEER TERI,
APNE IN HATHON SE MITAI NAHI JATI.
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PEENE KI ADAT PILANE KI AADAT, NAJRON SE NAINE MILANE KI AADAT,
NAINE MILAYE BHI TAU KAISE, UNHE HAI NAINE JHUKANE KI AADAT.
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DIL JISE CHAHATA USSE KAH NAHI PATA, NAZAREIN DHOONTI JISE
WOH MIL NAHI PAATI, USHI KE LIYE MUJHE MARNA NAHI AATA,
USKE BINA MUJHE JEENA NEHI AATA.....
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WOH RUTHE IS KADAR KI MANAYA NA GAYA, DUR ITNE HO GAYE KI
PAAS BULAYA NA GAYA, DIL TO DIL THA SAMUNDAR KA SAHIL NAHIN,
LIKH DIYA NAAM TO PHIR MITAYA NA GAYA.
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DARD KO BHI AB DARD HONE LAGA, DARD KHUDI GHAV BHARNE LAGA,
DARD KE MARE HUM NA ROYE KABHI, DARD KHUD HUMKO CHHU KAR RONE LAGA.
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SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE, APNO KO BHULAKAR CHALE GAYE,
KIS BHUL KI SAJA DI AAPNE HAME, PEHLE HASAYA FIR RULAKAR CHALE GAYE.
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BHOOL SE AGAR KOI BHOOL HUI TO BHOOL SAMAJ KE USEY BHOOL JANA,
AREY BHOOLNA SIRF BHOOL KO, BHOOLKAR BHI HAME NA BHOOL JANA.
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UNKI TASVIRO KO SEENE SE LAGA LETE HAI, IS TARAH JUDAI KA GAM
MITA DETE HAI, KISI TARA KABHI UNKA ZIKR HO JAYE TO,
BHEEGI PALKO KO JUKA LETE HAI.
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HAR EK MUSKURAHAT MUSKAN NAHI HOTI, NAFRAT HO YA MOHABAT ASAN NAHI HOTI,
ASU GAM KE AUR KHUSHI KE EK JAISE HOTE HAI, INKI PEHCHAN ASAN NAHI HOTI.
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KADAM KADAM PE HAWAO SE TALUK RAKHNA, DOSTI KE DOR PE DOSTI KA ASRA
RAKHNA, HAMARI YADON KI KHUSHBU ZARUR AYEGI, BUS AP APNA MOBILE ON RAKHNA.
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ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA
KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.
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APKO ASHIRWAD MILE BADO SE, KHUSIAN MILE JAG SE,
PYAR MILE SAB SE, DAULAT MILE RAB SE, YAHI DUA IS DOST KI DIL SE...
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CHAND KE LIYE SITARE ANEK HAI, LEKIN SITARO KE LIYE CHAND EK HAI,
AAP KE LIYE DOST HAZAR HONGE LEKIN, HAMARE LIYE AAP EK HAI!!
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KHUDA NE SANSAR BANAYA AUR SO GAYA, USNE INSAN BANA AUR SO GAYA,
USNE LADKI BANAI, NA KHUD SOYA NA DUNIYA KO SONE DIYA.
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KYA KAHU KISE KAHU, KYA DOSH DU TAKDIR KO,
MERA NASIB MEIN TO YEA BHI NAHI, KE DEKHU APKI TASVIR KO....
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MAANA KI AAJ HAMARE SAATH KOI DILDAAR NAHIN,
LEKIN YE MAT SAMAJHNA KI HAMEIN KISI SE PYAR NAHIN,
KISMAT NE SAB KUCHH DIYA HAMEN,
SIRF DIYA HAMARA WOH YAAR NAHIN.
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CHEEZ BEWAFAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI, GUME HALAT JUDAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI,
JISE DENI HO SAZA UMARBHAR KE LIYE, SAZA TANHAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI.
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DIYE SE ROSHAN RAHE AAPKA GHAR DWAR,
KHUSIYA AAYE JIVAN MEIN BAR BAR,
SAFALTA HAR DUM KARE AAPKA INTEZAR,
DIWALI KI SUBH KAMNAO KE SATH DHER SAARA PYAR.
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CHAHA TO JINDAGI SE BAHUT KUCH, MAGAR TUJHE PANE KI EK PYAS SI REH GAYI,
CHAH KAR BHI TUJHE PA NA SAKE HUM, BUS AB TERI MEETHI SI YAAD REH GAYI.
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AAKHEN KHOLU TO CHERA TUMARA HO, BAND KARU TO SAPNE TUMHARA HO,
MAR BHI JAU TO KOI GAM NAHI, AGAR KAFAN KE BADLE ACHAL TUMHARA HO.
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KAASH HUM BHI AAINA KA EK TUKRA HOTE,
DIN MEIN EK BAAR TO TERE SAAMNE HOTE
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KABHI KABHI EN AAKHON MEIN NAMI SI HOTI HAI,
KABHI KABHI EN HOTON PE HASI SI HOTI HAI,
AY MERE DOST........TUJSE MERI ZINDAGI, ZINDAGI SI HOYI HAI...!
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"BAS NAZARON SE DEKH LIYA HOTA, AGAR TAMANA THI AAZMANE KI,
HUM BEHOSH YUN HI HO JAATE, KYA ZAROORAT THI MUSKURANE KI..."
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FAASLE ITNE BHI HONGE, SOCHA NA THA,
SAMNE BAITHA HUA, PHIR BHI WO MERA NA THA.
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KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN,
KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA,
JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
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FOOL KHILTE HAI, BAHARO KA SAMA HOTA HAI, DOSTI KI BATEIN
PHONE PAR NAHI KARTE, YEH FASANA TO SMS SE HI BAYA HOTA HAI.
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HASRATON KI NIGAHOON PE SAKTH PEHRA HAI,
JAANE KIS UMEED PE DIL THEHRA HAI, TERI CHAHATON KI KASAM AE DOST,
APNI DOSTI KA RISHTA PYAR SE BAHUT GEHRA HAI...
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EK HI DUNIYA MEIN REHETE HAIN, PAR MIL NAHI PATTE HAIN, AAPSE TO AAPKE
KHWAAB HI ACHE HAIN, JO AANKH BANDH KARTE HI CHALE AATE HAIN *
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ZINDAGI JAISE EK SAZA SI HO GAYI HAI, GAM KE SAGAR ME
IS KADAR KHO GAYI HO TUM, KAR DO EK SMS YEH GUJARISH HAI MERI...
SHAYAD MUJHE TUMARI AADAT SI PAR GAYI HAI!
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CHAND SE PYARI CHANDNI, CHANDNI SE PYARI RAAT,
RAAT SE PYARI ZINDAGI, ZINDAGI SE PYARI...'AAP'
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KITNA BEBAS HAI INSAAN APNI KISMAT KE AAGE,
KITNA BE-NOOR HAI SAPNE HAKEEQAT KE AAGE,
KOI RUKI SI DHADKAN SE POOCHE,
KITNA TADAPTA HAI DIL MUHOBBAT KE AAGE.
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U TO HUM KISI KA PICHA NAHI KARTE, DARDE DIL LIYA OR DIYA NAHI KARTE,
ITEFAAQ KI BAAT HAI, YE DOSTI AAP SE HAI,
VARNA ITNI KIMATI CHEEZ KISI KO DIYA NAHI KARTE.
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PYAR KYA HOTA HAI, PYAR KYUN HOTA HAI,
KYA PYAR KABHI PURA HOTA HAI, JISKA PAHALA AKSHAR HI ADHURA HOTA HAI.
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AAKHON KI ZUBAN WOH SAMAJH NAHI PATE,
HOTH MAGAR KUCH KEH NAHI PATE,
APNI BEBASI KIS TAREH KAHE? KOI HAI JISKE BINA HUM REH NAHI PATE! WAH WAH
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MOHABBAT 1 BAAR HO JAYE TO BHOLAPAN HAI. DUJI BAAR KI JAYE
TO APNAPAN HAI, TEEJI BAAR KI JAYE TO DEEWANAPAN HAI,
YADI AB BHI BAZ NA AAO TO KAMEENAPAN HAI!!
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ISHQ ME DIL KA TAMASHA DEKHA NAHI JATA, HUMSE TUTA HUA SHISHA
DEKHA NAHI JATA, APNE HISSE KI KHUSHIYA BHI TUJHE DE DUN,
TERA UTRA HUA CHERA DEKHA NAHI JATA!
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TANHAIYON SE NAHI HUM MEHFIL SE DARTE HAI, DUNIYA SE NAHI
HUM KHUD SE DARTE HAI, YUN TO BOHOT KUCH KHOYA HAI HUMNE,
NA JANE KYON TUJHE KHONE SE DARTE HAI...
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DIL USKE INTEZAR ME DHADAKTA HAI, ANKHO ME PYAR HI PYAR JHALAKTA HAI,
SHAYAD WO SAMAJH LE DIL KI BAT, YEHI SOCH KAR INTEZAR KARTE REHTA HAI!!
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ANKHON PE ASUON KI LAKIR BAN GAI, KABHI NA SOCHA THA
ASI TAKDIR BAN GAI, HAMNE TO YUNHI RET MEIN UNGLIYA PHIRAI,
GOR SE DEKHA TO TERI TASVIR BAN GAI.
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MUJHE MIL JATI SAPNO KI SHEZADI, AGAR MUSHARAF KI BETI SE HOTI SHADI...
HOTA KASHMIR KI PROBLEM KA NIDAN, KYOKI DAHEJ MEIN MILTA PAKISTAN!
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MOHABAT SIKHA KAR JUDA HO GAYE, NA SOCHA NA SAMJHA KHAFA HO GAYE,
DUNIYA MEIN KISKO HUM APNA KAHE, AGAR TUM HI BEWAFA HO GAYE.
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ARZ KIYA HAI: ZAMANE KE DARR SE TERI TASVEER TOILET MEIN CHUPA RAKHI HAI,
BAR BAR DEEDAR HO IS LIYE JULAB KI GOLI KHA RAKHI HAI...
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TUMHE CHAHNE WALE KAM NA HONGE,
WAQT KE SATH SHAYAD HUM NA HONGE,
CHAHE KISI KO KITNA BHI TUM PYAAR DENA,
LEKIN TUMHARI YAADON KE HAKDAAR SIRF HUM HONGE.
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NA PHOOLO MEY NA BAHAR MEY, NA BOOTLE MEY NA GLASS MEY, NA BIKE PE NA CAR MEY,
NA PEACE MEY NA WAR MEY, AB TO HAMARE DIN GUZARTE HAI AAPKE SMS KE INTEZAAR ME.
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YAARO YE DUNIYA HAI BEDARDO KI, YAHA HAR RAZ CHUPANA PADTA HAI,
DIL ME HAI LAKHO ZAKHAM FIR BHI MEHFIL MEIN TO MUSKURANA PADTA HAI......
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ARZ HAI. DARD KA RISHTA HAI HAMARA, ISHQ HAMARA NASIB NAHI,
HUME APKI CHAHAT MILE, ETNE HUM KHUS NASIB NAHI.
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AAJ DIDAR, KAL YAAR, PARSO PYAR, PHIR INTZAR, PHIR TAKRAR, PHIR DARAR,
SARI MEHNAT BEKAR AUR AAKHIR MAIN EK AUR DEVDAS AT BEER BAR!
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AANKHON MEIN KHUSHI, LABON PAR HANSI, GAM KAA KAHIN NAAM NA HO,
AAPKO JAHAAN KI SAARI KHUSHIYAN MILE, IN KHUSHIYON KI KABHI SHAAM NA HO..
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BOTAL CHHUPA DO KAFAN MEIN MERE... SHAMSHAN MEIN PIYA KARUNGA... JAB
MANGEGA HISAAB KHUDA TO, PEG BANA KE DIYA KARUNGA.
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NA CHAHO UNKO ITNA, KI CHAHAT TUMHARI KAMJORI HO JAYE,
PAR KUCHH AISA KARO, KE TUMHARA PYAAR UNKE LIYE JAROORI HO JAYE.
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KISI KO MOHABBAT KI SACHAI MAR DALEGI, KISIKO MOHABBAT KI GAHRAI MAR DALEGI,
KAR KE MOHABBAT KOI NAHI BACHEGA, JO BACH GAYA USE TANHAI MAR DALEGI.
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MAUT PE BHI YAKEEN HAI, TUM PE BHI ETBAAR HAI,
DEKHEN PEHLE KAUN AATA HAI, HUME TO DONO KA INTAZAR HAI.
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NA KOI HAI NA KOI THA, IS DIL MEI TUMHARE SIVA,
TUM DENA SATH MERA, OH HUM NAWAB.
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HUMNE SOCHA SHAYAD HAMI CHAHTE HAI UNKO.. PAR UNKO CHAHNE WALON KA TO
KAFILA NIKLA, DIL NE KAHA SHIKAYAT KAR KHUDA SE,
PAR VO KHUDA BHI UNKO CHAHNE WALA NIKLA.
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KATON KO CHUBNA SIKHAYA NAHI JATA, PHULON KO KHILNA SIKHAYA NAHI JATA,
KOI BAN JATA HAI KHUD HI APNA, KISI KO APNA BANAYA NAHI JATA!
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ZINDAGI NAHI HAI HAMEIN DOSTOON SE PYAARI.. DOSTO PE HAAZIR HAI
JAAN HAMARI.. AANKHON MEIN HAMARI ANSOO HAI TO KYA...
JAAN SE BHI PYAARI HAI DOST MUSKAN TUMHARI...
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NIND AYI TO KHWAB AYE, KHWAB AYE TO WOH AYE,
ISI KHASHMAKASH MAIN RAAT GUZAR GAYI, NA TO NIND AYI, NA TO WO AYE.
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DOSTI KARO COLLEGWALI SE, PYAR KARO OFFICEWALI SE, PROGRAME KARO PADOSWALI
SE, ANKH LADAO SALI SE, LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE, AUR MAR KHAO GARWALI SE.
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KHUDA NE JAB TUMHE BANAYA HOGA, EK SURUR SA USKE DIL PE CHAYA HOGA,
PEHLE SOCHA HOGA KI JANAT MEIN RAKHUN, PHIR ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA !!
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SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE, APNO KO BHULAKAR CHALE GAYE,
KIS BHUL KI SAJA DI AAPNE HAME, PEHLE HASAYA FIR RULAKAR CHALE GAYE.
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GHAM NE HASNE NA DIYA.. ZAMANE NE RONE NA DIYA,
IS ULJAN NE CHAIN SE JINE NA DIYA, THAK KE JAB SITARO SE PANAH LEE,
NIND AYE TO TERI YAAD NE SONE NA DIYA.
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DOSTI HOTI HAI DILAY RAAZ BATANE K LIYE, HUM APNI HASI MITADE
AAPKO HASANE K LIYE, MILNE KI TO AAPKO FURSAT HI NAHI,
TO HUM SMS KARTE HAI AAPNI YAAD DILANE K LIYE.
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U TO REHANE KO AAP HAR AAKH KE TARE RAHIYE,
PAR BAHARHAAL AAP HAMARE RAHIYE.
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TERE MERA PYAR SANAM, WADA HAI KABI HOGA NA KUM,
BANKE DHADKAN TU MERI, JANAM BASE DILME MERE.
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CHANDNI RAAT MEIN TAARE TIMTIMATE HAI, AISE HASEEN LAMHE ME HI DOST YAAD
AATE HAI, DOSTI KE FASANE SMS SE NAHIN, PAR RUBARU BAYAAN KIYE JATE HAI.
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DIL KI DHADKAN KO DIKHAYA NAHI JAATA,
MOHABBAT ME LAGI AAG KO BUJHAYA NAHI JATA,
LAAKH JUDAII HO PYAR MEIN,
PHIR BHI ZINDAGI KA PEHLA PYAR, BHULAYA NAHI JATA.
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USKO CHAHA BHI TO IZHAR KARNA NA AAYA, KAT GAYI UMAR SARI
HAMEIN PYAR KARNA NA AAYA, USNE MANGA BHI AGAR KUCH TO, JUDAAI MAANGI,
AUR HUMEIN INKAR BHI KARNA NA AAYA.
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PYAAR KE JAAM KO AISE NA PIYO KI AADHA PIYA OR AADHA CHOD DIYA, YAARON
YEH PYAAR HAI, PYAAR NAHI KOI VIM BAR JO THODA SA LAGAYA OR BAS HO GAYA.
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TAMAM UMAR JINDGI SE DOOR RAHE, TERI KHUSI KE LIYE APNI KHUSI SE DOOR RAHE.
AB ISSE BADKAR WAFA KI SAJA KYA HOGI, KI TERE HOKER BHI TUJSE DOOR RAHE.
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DARU SE NASHA BADTA HAI, NASHE SE JUNUN, JUNUN SE MEHNAT, MEHNAT SE
PAISA, PAISE SE IZZAT, ISLIYE IZZAT PANE KE LIYE DARU JARORI HAI.
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CHAM CHAM KARTE HUE AI THI, CHAM CHAM KARTE HUE CHALI GAI..
MAI SINDUR LEKE KHADA THA, WO RAKHI BANDH KE CHALI GAI.....!!
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SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI
HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
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GAM NA KARO MAUT KA, JO HAR KISI KO AATI HAI..
GAM KARNA HAI TO KARO KHUSHI KA, JO PAL BHAR MEIN CHALI JAATI HAI....
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FIZA PAR TO ASAR HAWAO KA HOTA HAI.. MOHHABAT PAR TO ASAR
ADAO KA HOTA HAI.. KOI AISE HI KISI KA DEEWANA NAHI HOTA,
KUCH KUSOOR TO NIGAHON KA HOTA HAI...
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KASH KHUDA NE HUME EK KITAAB BANAYA HOTA AUR USSE PADANE KE LIYE SIRF
TUME BANAYA HOTA, AAP PADHTE-2 SO JATE, ISI BAHANE HUME GALE TO LAGAYA HOTA.
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SOCHA NAA THA HUM DUR HO JAYENGE, DOSTI MEIN ITNA MAJBOOR HO JAYENGE,
AAYEGI JO AAPKI YAAD KABHI, AAPSE HI NAA KEH PAYENGE.
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UNE CHAHNA HAMARI KAMZORI HAI, UNHE KEH NA PANA HAMARI MAJBURI HAI, VO
KYO NAHI SAMAJTE HAMARI KHAMOSHI KO, KYA PYAR KA IZHAR KARNA ZARURI HAI.
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TU CHAHE NA CHAHE, TERE CHAHNE KA GAM NAHI, TU DEKHE NA DEKHE, TERE DEKHNE
KA GAM NAHI, MANA TERE PYAR KE KABIL NAHI HAI HUM, KADR POOCH UNSE JINHE HUM HAASIL NAHI.
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KAL TANHA RAAT ME APKI YAD AYI, TANHAI MITANE KE LIYE HUMNE CIGARATE
SULGAI, NA JANE KAISE QOYAMAT HO GAYI, KI DHOOE NA BHI APKI TASVEER BANAI
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AAHAT SI KOI AYE TO LAGTA HE KE TUM HO, HAVA KOI LEHRAYE
TO LAGTA HE KE TUM HO, AB TUMHI BATAO, KYA TUM KISI "BHOOT" SE KAM HO!
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RAAT HUI JAB SHAM KE BAAD, TERI YAAD AYI HAR BAT KE BAAD,
HUMNE KHAMOSH REHEKAR BHI DEKHA, TERI AAWAZ AYI HAR SAANS KE BAAD.
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AMIRI KE KHWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA,
BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA!!!
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JO HUMSE MILTE HAIN, HUM UNHE DIL SE MILTE HAI, VERNA HUM TO WOH
SHAKHS HAIN JO.. - ..KHWABON MEIN BHI BADI MUSHKIL SE MILTE HAIN..
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MAHEK MOHABBAT KI KAM NAHI HOTI,
MOHABBAT SE BHI ZINDAGI KAM NAHI HOTI,
SAATH ZINDAGI MAIN DOSTI KA AGAR HO,
TOH ZINDAGI 'JANNAT' SE KAM NAHI HOTI.
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RAM YUG ME DOODH MILA, KRISHNA YUG E GHEE,
APNE YUG ME DARU MILA 2 KHUB DABA KE PEE..... CHEERS
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AE BAARISH ZARA THAM KE BARAS,
JAB MERA YAAR AA JAYE TO JUM KE BARAS,
PEHLE NA BARAS KI WOH AA NA SAKE,
PHIR ITNA BARAS KI WOH JA NA SAKE.
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PYAR KIYA, PYAR KA AITBAR KIYA, PYAR KA IZHAR KIYA,
DIN RAAT UNKA DEEDAR KIYA,
JAB DIL PAR ZOR NA CHALA TO SAB KUCH UNPAR WAAR DIYA.
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Raat hogi to chand bhi duhai dega,
Khawabon main tumhe wohchehra dikhayee dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara soch ke karna,
Ek ansu bhi gira to sunai dega.

Dared dil sehna aasaan nahi hota,
Kimti cheez ke har koi kaabil nahi hota,
Yeh to rab ke meherbaani hai warna,
Tum jaise popat ke paas mobile nahi hota.

Sabhi phool khusbudaar nahi hote,
Sabhi pathar chamakdaar nahi hote.
Aye dost dosti dekhkar karna,
Sabhi dost wafadaar nahi hote.

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chaiye,
Aap nahi to aapki tasvir chaiye.
Par tasvir aapki hamara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na payegi.

Kaun jaane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki aakhri shaam aa jaye,
Hum to dhoondte hai waqt aisa jab,
Humari zindagi aapke kuch kaam aa jaye.

Usko kya saza doo, jisne mohabbat main hamara dil tod diya,
Gunah to hune kiya, jo uski baton ko mohhabat ka rang diya.

Palbhar mein tut jaye who kasam nahi,
Dosti ko bhool jaye who hum nahi.
Tum bewafa bano is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyunki humari wafa bhi kuch kam nahi.

Dil ki galion mein koi gham na ho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho.
Bas yeh hai dua kit um khush raho,
Kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho.

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota.
Milte hai bahut se log is tanha zindagi main,
Par koi tumsa pyara nahi hota.

Zindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai,
Ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.
Pehele nahi socha tha, Ab sochne lage hai hum,
Ki har lamhe mein teri zaroorat mahsus hone lagi hai.

Jaani rishni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Jaani rishni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.

Mann mein humesha,
Ek shor ho raha hai.
Bima sms dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahi aisa to nahi,
Ki ek dost mujhse door ho raha hai??

Mila ke nazar se nazar loot lenge,
Ye bewafa jalwe jigar loot lenge,
Hasino pe hargiz bharosa na karna.
Khuda ki kasam ghar ke ghar loot lengi.

Kisne kaha judai hogi,
Kisi gair ne yeh khabar udayee hogi,
Bade shaan se rahenge hum tumahare dil mein.
Itne dino mein kuch to jagah banai hogi.

Nasha hum karte hai, ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai,
Par isme kusoor sharab ka nahi.
Unka hai jinka chehra hamein har, jam main nazar aata hai.

Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte.
Virano mein kabhi phool khila nahi karte,
Magar itna yaad rakhna
Hum jaise dost baar baar mila nahi karte.

Log milte hai bichad jaate hai,
Sirf dil ke taar ched jaate hai.
Yu to lete hai hum hazaro naam,
Par kuch aap jaise log dil mein utar jaate hai.

Na koi kisi ke paas hota hai,
Na koi kisi se door hota hai,
Pyar khud chal kar aata hai
jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai.

Mera dil jigar liver ho tum,
Waqt - bewaqt aye who fever ho tum.
Doob kar jisme kho jau who river ho tum,
Jeevan mein ab to friend forever ho tum.

Kafan na dalo mere chehre pe,
Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
Na dafnao meri laash ko,
Mujhe abhi bhi aas hai uske aane ki.

Hamare SMS karne se ek baat to hai ki hum aapko yaad to karte hai,
Beshak phone na milaye par chand lamhe ap par barbaad to karte hai.

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas to hota hai,
Ki shayad koi hume yaad to karta hai.
Milne na aaye to kya hum par chand lamhe to barbaad to karta hai.

Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intzaar hai,
Judai ke bawjood bhi tujhse pyar hai.
Tere chehre ki udasi de rahi hai wahi,
Mujhse bichad ke tub hi bekrar hai.

Badal jo chaye tum yaad aaye,
Bearish ki boono mein tum yaad aaye,
Are ab to mera chata lauta do.

Chand mein dekha to aap dikhe.
Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe.
Taro mein dekha to aap dikhe.
Yaar thoda side mein ho jao to kuch aur bhi dikhe.

Jaanta hu ke bewafa hain who,
Fir bhi dil ke haatho fareb khata hu.
Roz kehta hu ki bhool jaaunga usko,
Roz isi baat ko bhool jaata hu.

Raat hue jab sham ke baad,
Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad.
Humne khaamosh rehkar bhi dekha,
Teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad.

Khuda aap jaisa dost koi aur na banaye.
Ek hi anmol cheez jo hamare paas hai,
Who bhi kahin common na ho jaye.

Mil jaye koi naya to hume na bhoola dena,
Koi rulaye tumhe to hume yaad kar lena.
Dost hai tumahare,
Khushi na sahi to ghum hi baant lena.

Tadap ke dekho chahat mein,
To pata chale pyar kya hota hai.
Mil jaye har koi yuhi raho mein,
To kaise pata chale ki intezaar kya hota hai.

Tute hue pyalon mein jaam nahi aata,
Ishq ke mariz ko aaram nahi aata.
Dil todne wale ye kyu nahi samajhte,
Ki tuta hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi aata.

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
Gulshan adhura hai baharon ke bina.
Samundar adhura hai kinaro ke bina,
Jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaron ke bina.

Shabnam se kya phool khile jab tak ki barsaat na ho,
Sms kya dil bare jab tak ki baat na ho.

Mast nazaron se dekh lana tha,
Agar tamanna thi aazmaane ki.
Hum to behosh yu hi ho jaate,
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.

Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi,
Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.

Hum kabhi aap se khafa ho nahi sakte,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte.
Aap bhale hume bhulake so jao,
Hum aap ko yaad kiye bina so bhi nahi sakte.

Khuda ki ibaadat mein jab bhi haath uthaye yehi dua maangi,
Ki har khushi tumhe mil jaye.
Meri zindagi se tum jiyo,
Tumhari maut se hum mar jaye.

Vo humare nahi to kya gam hai,
Hum to unhi ke hai ye kya kam hai.
Na gam kam hai na aasu kam hai,
Dekhte hai rulane wale mein kitna dum hai.

Pyar mein kabhi kabhi yeh hota hai,
Aankhein num aur dil rota hai.
Hum jise maante hain manzil apni,
Uska humsafar koi aur hota hai.

Gumah karke saza se darte hai,
Jeher pi ke dava se darte hai.
Dushmano ke sitam ka khof nahi,
Hum to dosto ki vafa se darte hai.

Kalam uthaya hai par lafz nahi milta,
Jisko dhoond rahe hai who shuks nahi milta.
Firte hai who zamane ki talash mein,
Bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta.

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya,
Hum umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo humari girl friend nahi,
Hum aapki girl friend ke sahare ji lenge.

Hum tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad banker,
Tere lub pe khilenge ek muskaan banker.
Kahi hume apno se juda mat samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge jaan banker.

Sukhe patte se pyar kar lenge,
Hum tumahara aitbaar kar lenge.
Tum yeh to kaho hum tumahare hai,
Hum jindagi bhar intezaar kar lenge.

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hai,
Har pal yeh fariyad karte hai.
Roz khat likhte hai cartoon network ko,
Aapko dikhane ki maang karte hai.

Ek din humare aanson hum se poch bhaite,
Hume roj roj kyon bulate ho?
Humne kaha hum yaad unhe karte hain,
Tum kyon chale aate ho.

Pyaar karo kisi ek ko, Dil do kisi nek ko
Insaan wahi jo samjhe pyaar ki sake ko
To jab tak woh insaan na mile
Try karte raho har ek ko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaash dil ki awaaz main itna asar ho jaaye
Hum jinhein yaad karein unhe khabar ho jaaye

Humne socha shayad hum hi chahte hai aapko
Par aapko chahne waalon ka to kaafila nikla
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se
Par woh khuda bhi aapko chahne waala nikla!!!!!!

Sabne kaha ishq dard hai
Humne kaha dard kubool hai
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath jee nahin paaoge
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna kubool hai!!!!!!

Saanse.. In hawaon me jo chupi hai. Pyar, mohabbat, ishq, dosti, nazare, ushare, izhar, khwab, khafa, khud ke pyar... jane aise kitne khushbuein in hawaon me kho gaye hai.. kabhi pehchana apne sason ko!!!

mohabbat ka iqraar to usse kar diya
magar jeene ki raah na mili,
usse itni mohabbat ki
ke kisi aur se mohabbat karne ki firsat na mili.

Hum aapki yaad mein udaas hain,
Bas aapse milne ki aas hai,
Chahe dost kitne hi kiyun na ho,
Apne liye to bas aap hi khaas hain

jaan meri jaan logi ya mera dil logi
ye to batao set hone mein kitna time logi

Ishq cheez hi aisi hai, daman chudaya nahi jaata
Doob gaye hain pyaar mein itna, kuch chupaya nahi jaata
Izhaar to karna chahte hain, par mohabbat jatayii nahi jaati
Doori itni hai beech humare, ki chahat dikhayii nahi jaati

dabbe pe dabba dabbe pe khargosh
budeh ne ankh mari budhi behosh

Tum na mano yeh hakikat hai,
Dosto insaan ki zaroorat hai,
Kisi din aao hamari mehfil mein,
Jaan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.

Who ruthe humse hum manane chale,
Manana nahi aata yehbhul he gaye.
Manana humne kabhi sikha he nahi,
Kya kare humse yu pehle koi rutha he nahi.

Har saal aata hai har saal jaat hai,
Is saal aapko who khushi mile jo aapka dil chahta hai.
2004 aapke jivan mein 4 chand lagaye. Happy New Year.

Fir aasuo ke kuch fasane nikle,
Maikhane se sharab ke peimane nikle.
Jo dil ka haal hamara samajh hi nap aye,
Kyu usko hum apna zakhm dikhane nikle.

Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Door reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai.
Jo log aapko roz dekhte hai,
Vo log kitne khush naseeb hote hai.

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Seetaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao dunia se magar,
Akele main hamari yaad to aati hogi.

Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe.
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismet ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe.

Dilki hasrat zuba par aane lagi,
Tumhe dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi.
Yeh ishq ki inteha thi ya meri diwangi,
Har surat mein surat teri nazar aane lagi.

Mushkilen dilo ke irade aazmaeingi,
Khawabo ke parde nigaho se hatayangi.
Girkar hosla mat haarna,
Yeh thokerein hi tujhe chalna sikhayengi.

Bhujhi hui shama phir se jal sakti hai,
Tufano mein ghiri khasti kinare lag sakti hai.
Mayus na hona kabhi zindagi main,
Yeh kismet hai kabhi bhi badal sakti hai.

Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai.
Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai.
Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai.
Ki who sms padh rahe hai.

Kamala ke nakhre tere,
Azeeb tera style hai.
Gaand dhone ki tameej nahi aur,
Haatho mein mobile hai.

Mausam bada behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai.
Msg box bhi kangaal hai,
Kya aapki msg factory mein hadtaal hai?

Duniya ke har mod aur hard agar par milte hain dost aap jaise,
Na jaane khuda ne itne Manufacturing defects kiye kaise.

Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil tute to maikhane bane.
Kuch na kuch to jaroor hai aap mein,
Yu hi nahi hum aapke deewane bane.

Dost kabhi doston se khafa nahi hote,
Dil milake kabhi juda nahi hote.
Bhula dena hamari khamiyo ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi khuda nahi hota.

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar aata hai,
Sochtein hai ghar ki bijli katva de, aajkal kambkhat bill bahut aata hai.

Mitha dard dil mein utha abhi abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi abhi.
Tujhse mile zamana hua phir bhi lage,
Jaise tum milke gaye abhi abhi.

Kai raaz aise hote hai jo kahe nahi jaate,
Kai dil aise hote hai jot ode nahi jaate.
Aur kuch dost aap jaise hote hai jo chode nahi jaate.

Diya hai uparwale ne mobile,
To itni to kadar kiya karo.
Karo na karo call,
Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo.

Ramchandra keh gaye siya se,
Aisa kalyug aayega.
Dono taraf se sms honge,
Phone koi nhi milayega.

Dosti achhi ho to rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhaati hai.
Dosti naadan ho to toot jaati hai,
Par dosti hum jaison se ho to itihaas banati hai.

Jam tutne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri aankhon se pee lenge.
Tu mat aa lekin aane ka vaada to kar,
Hum tere intezaar mein hi jee lenge.

Dil do kisi ek ko, Who bhi kisi nek ko.
Par jab tak sachha dildaar na mile, Propose karte raho hare ek ko.

Bas kya yahin tak tha saath hamara? Intezaar hi karte rahe hum tumahara. Kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshni. Aur kab aayega message tumahara.

Bhool se agar koi bhool hui to bhool samajh usey bhool jaana. Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko bhool samajh kar hame na bhool jaana.

Zakhm dene ka andaaz kuch aisa hai,
Zakhm dekar puchte ho ab haal kaisa hai.
Kisi ek se kya gila karna yaro,
Saari duniya ka mizaz ek jaisa hai.

Ishq ka jahaan benaam hota hai,
Tadapna iska kaam hota hai.
Khush naseebo ko kabhi ishq ho nahi sakta,
Yeh to badnaseebo ka jaam hota hai.

Kal ho na ho aaj to hai,
Aaj ho na ho ye pal to hai,
Ye pal ho na ho hum to hai,
Hum ho na ho humari dosti to hai.
Saagar se uthi leherein kinaro se takra kar kyo laut jaati hai,
Karti hai who kinaro se bewafai ya saagar se wafa nibhati hai.

Hum ne jab kabhi khushi mehsus ki,
Har kadam pe aap ki kami mehsus ki.
Door reh kar bhi aap ki chahat kam ha hui,
Ye bat hum ne dil se kahai hai.

Khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hai,
Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai.
Jo khamoshi se guzar jaaye,
Who dariya bhi dil mein toofan rakhte hai.

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi mil gaya hai, koi bichud gaya hai,
Jise maanga tha humne apni yaadon mein,
Who kisi ko bina maange hi mil gaye.

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aakho se dekhne ka maza aur hai.
Aasu bane lafz aur lafz gazal,
Teri yaadon ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai.

Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho mein exam aa jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai thoda padh lo,
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai Karwayega.

Khuda ne agar ye rista banaya na hota,
Ek dost ko dooje se milaya na hota.
Zindagi ho jaati bejaan,
Agar maine tera jaisa dost paya na hota.

Zindagi hai to khawab hai,
Khwab hai to manjile hai,
Manjile hai to raaste hai,
Raaste hai to faasle hai,
Fasle hai to muskeelay,
Muskeelay hai to MAIN HOON NA.

Talash karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega.
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar aakhein hamari kaha se layega.

Duaon ki bheed me ek dua hamari,
Jisme maangi hamne har khushi tumahari.
Jab bhi muskure aap dil se,
Samjho dua Kabul hui hamari.

Khusboo ne phool ko ek ehsaas banaya,
Phool ne baagh ko kuch khaas banaya,
Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya,
Mohabbat ne ek aur Devdaas banaya.

Hasne ke baad kyu rulatati hai duniya?
Jaane ke baad kyu bulati hai duniya?
Zindagi main kya kuch baaki tha jo
Marne ke baad jalati hai duniya.
Raate gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai ki
har lamha doston ke naam hota hai.

Din tere khayal mein gujar jata hai,
Raat ko bhi khayal tera he aata hai.
Kabhi ye khayal is tarah bad jaata hai ki
Aaine mein bhi tera chehra nazar aata hai.

Jindagi tere bin adhuri hai.
Najane kyu tere mere bich yeh doori hai.
Sochta hum kabhi bhulau tujhko.
Par teri ek muskurahat meri majburi hai.

Jaate jaate who koi achi nishani de gai,
Umar bhar dauhra saku aisi kahani de gai,
Kher hum to reh gaye pyase,
Par hamari palko ko who paani de gai.

Mausam ki bahaar achhi ho,
Phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho,
Hamaari yeh dosti sachhi ho,
Rab se bas yeh dua hai ki mere dost ki har subah achhi ho.

Itna kuch khoya ki hume paana na aaya,
Pyar kiya to jatana na aaya.
Aa gaye is dil mein pehli hi nazar mein who,
Kasoor humara tha jo hume unke dil mein samana na aaya.

Arz kiya hai
Bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki,
Hum yun hi behosh ho jaate.
Kya zaroorat thi aap ko muskurane ki.

Taazi hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Khusbu teri saath laya,
Phir mere dil ko khayal aaya.
Ke lagta hai aaj bhi mera dost nahi NAHAYA.

Jo aasani se mil jaye who hai gam,
Jo mushkil se mile who hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile who hai pyar,
Par jo naseed walo ko mile who hai hum.

Thoker khaker sambhalne wale,
Jeet he teri haar nahi,
Matlab ki ye sari Duniya he,
Koi kisi ka yaar nahi.

Pyar ka naam maine suna hai magar
Pyar kya hai yeh mujhe nahi hai khabar
Par jana hai mujhe pyar ke us nagar
Sang leke ek Pyra humsafar.

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Is ghum ke mausam mein, mera dil ro raha hai
Aur alam kuch is tarah ho raha hai
Hum jaag rahe hain, sara jahaan so raha hai

Saat samandar ka fasla to beshak bahut bada hai
Magar do dilon ka fasla to itna chota hai,
Ke humein bhi takleef hoti hai,
Jab tumhein dard hota haI.

Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti
Hume ek pal ki raahat nahi milti
Mil to jaata hai sab kuch
Bas aapki ek jhalak nahi milti.

Aasma ko nind aaye to sulau kahan,
Sagar mein mauj uthe to chipaaon kahan,
Dharti jo tadap uthe to samjhau kya
Mujhe teri yaad aaye to main jau kaha.

Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat me kabhi qayamat nahi hoti,
Dil jara dekhkar lagana dosto,
Ishq ki kaid mein kabhi jamanat nahi hoti.

In udaas muskhurahato ke peeche gam ki kitni raile hai
Ab yaar tumhe kya bataye kit um bin kitne akele hai.

Jab tum aaine ke paas aate ho to aaina kehta hai "Beautiful" "Beautiful"
Aur jab tum door jaate ho to aaina kehta hai "April Fool" "April Fool"

Ehsaan doston pe jatane nahi hote,
karz dosti mein chukane nahi hote,
bas salamat rahe ye dosti hamari,
ye woh riste hai jo purane nahi hote.

Aapka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, aapki yaddon ko sine se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aap hi kyu aate ho, dost to humne auro ko bhi bana rakha hai

Chiraago se agar andhere door hote tho chand ki chaht kise hoti,
Akele jindagi agar kut jaati tho pyar sirf naam ki cheez hoti.

Har kali tujhse khushbu udhaar maange, aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange.
Rab kare tu dosti nibhaye aise ki log mujhse teri dosti udhar maange.

Ve unhe yaad karein jinhe ho bhulaya kabhi humne, unhe na kabhi yaad kiya na kabhi bhulaya...sada unhe apne kareeb hi paya.

Aati thi jaati thi,
Hasti thi hasati thi,
Bhagti thi bhagati thi,
Dekhti thi muskati thi,
Phone mein bolti bhi thi,
Aaj pata chala saali pagli thi.

Log kehete hai ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hai maut nahi,
Magar who log yeh kyu bhool jaate hai ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi.

Yaad mein teri aahen bharte hai,
Har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karte hai.
Maut sachai hai ek roz aani hai,
Lekin teri judai mein har pal marte hai.

Jabse nazre mili aapse hume kuch ho gaya,
Ratoon ki neend gaye,
Din ka chain gaya,
Hume aapse pyar nahi CONJUCTIVITIES ho gaya hai.

Ummido ki manzil deh gayi,
Aankhon se aansu ki dhara beh gaye,
Tumahari kya izzat reh gaye,
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gaye.

Tumne to yaar mujhe jeena sikha diya,
Mohhabat ki raah par chalna sikha diya.
Mili humko jab se tumahari dosti,
Gum mein bhi muskarana sikha diya.

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jaayenge,
Najar ko badlo, najare badal jaayenge.
Kashtiya badalne ki zururat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jaayenge.

Na teer na talwar. Agar mujhse hai pyar, to khol apni salwar, hoke tujhpe savar, mera shastra hai taiyaar, jaldi apni chaddi uttar, tujhpe karna hai vaar.

Kaun yaad rakhta hai naamo ko,
Log chehron ko bhool jaate hai.
Tum samandar ki baat karte ho,
Log to aakhon mein doob jaate hai.

Hum aapki yaad mein udaas hai,
Bas aapse aas hai.
Chahe dost kitne hi kyu na ho,
Apne liye to aap hi khaas hai.

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle..... bakri kha gayi

Saapno ki Tarah aakar chale gaye,
apno ko bhulakar chale gaye,
Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hame,
Pahale hasaya fir rula kar chale gaye.

Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le.

Toote dil ko dobara lagana hamein accha nahin lagta
Kissi ko palkoan pe bitha kar girana hamein accha nahin lagta
Ek baar keh diya ki hum to sirf aapke hai lekin
Baar baar humko yeh batana accha nahin lagta

Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahin karte
Jaam dusro se cheen kar hum piya nahin karte
Unko mohabbat hai to aa kar izhaar karein
Pichaa hum kisi ka kiya nahin karte

Ishq hona bhi muqadar ki baat hoti hai,
Mehboob ke bina zindagi tanhaai mein roti hai,
Jeene lagte hein hum chori chori is jahaan mein,
Unki chaahat hi is dard-e-dil ki dawa hoti hai.

Dil do kisi ek ko,
Do magar kisi nek ko,
Dil koi kaanch ka tukda nahi,
Jo bech do har ek ko.

Patto ke bina,
Phool nahi khilte,
Ishq Ke Bina,
Do dil nahi milte.

Hum na hote to,
Kisi aur ke charche hote,
Na hota jo yeh ishq,
To koi aur gham ke bahaane hote...

Dil jalaane ke mausam mein,
Khub jale hain hum,
Jo hota koi sahara,
To hum kisike sahaare kaise hote.

Tasveer banana bhi kuch,
Ajeeb sa lagta hai,
Aaine mein jise dekhta hoon,
Kuch paraya sa lagta hai,

Aap khafa hain humse,
Itna to yakeen hai humko,
Bas yuhi chahte rehna,
Achcha sa lagta hai.

Yeh Ishq Mohabbat hota hai kya, Yeh dil churaana hota hai kya,
Zara humko bhi toh bataaon, Yeh dil churana hota hai kya...

Kaise bechain hota hai mann,
kaise kat ti hai apne din raat,
Zara humko bhi to bataaon,
Kaise hoti hai dil ki baat.

Jab kabhi main unke khayaalon mein kho sa jaata hoon,
Woh khud bhi baat karte hai to bura sa lagta hain.

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar,
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah,
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen,
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah.

Mohabbat ko humne maana,
Zindagi barbaad karti hai,
Yeh kya kam hai,
Ki mar jaane ke baad, duniyaa yaad karti hai.

Badalna nhi aata humen dostoon ki terhan
Har ek rut mein tera intezar karte hain
Na tum sameet sako ge jise qayamat tak
kasam tumahri tumhen itna pyar karte hain..

Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se
Khuda Bhi Naraz Hota Hai Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se

Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein

Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai
Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai

Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai
Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai

Allah Allah Tera Zor Hai Mere Deewane Mein
Kal Hi Zamanat Karwaii Thi Aj Phir Se Thane Mein

Port Per Rehte Hein Sohrab Ghot Mein Sote Hein
Jab Tere Yaad Aati Hai Ji Bhar Ke Rote Hein

Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha
Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Rat Bhar Tera Raks Dekha

Chalti Hai Ghari Urhti Hai Dhool
Jalte Hein Dushman Khelte Hein Phool

Ae Rocket Tujhe Qasam Hai Himat Na Harrna
Jaisa Bhi Khada Aee Has Kar Guzarna

Na Kar Jhagra Musafir Se , Musafir Door Se Aaya Hai
Safar Qismat Mein Likha Hai , Hokum Door Se Aaya Hai

Pata Kya Khaad Bitaein Nishaan Hai Be Nishaan Hamara
Laga Bethe Jahaan Basta Wahe Samjho Makaan Apna

Aankhon ki zubaan woh samajh nahi paate
hothon se magar hum kuchh keh nahi paate
apni bebasi kis tarah kahe??
koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi paate

Aansu ko ankhon ki Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko Dikhaya na karo

Pataa nahi marane par hame jannat mile na mile..ye fiza..ye aalam...ye dosti mile na mile..SMS karane me kasur mat kar ai dost..maalum nahi waha mobile mile na mile..

Tuzasa koi dusara is zameen par huwa to rabse shikayat hogi....
ek to jhela nahi jata...dusara aa gaya to kya haalat hogi !!!

Zindagi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai, msgbox bhi kangaal hai.. kya aapaki SMS factory me hartaal hai.. are yaar kuchh to bhejo aakhir mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai !!!

Logonko kehate suna aksar..zinda rahenge to phir milenge..
magar iss dilne mehsoos kiya hai... milate rahenge to zinda rahenge !!!

Aasoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho.... Dil tera dhadake to dhadakan meri ho..
bhagawaan kare tu pyaar aise nibhaye ki .. nokari tu kare aur pagaar meri ho...

Jaan hai muzako zindagise pyaari, jaan ke liye kar du kurbaan yaari, jaan ke lie tod du dosti saari. ab tumase kya chhupana.. tumhi to ho jaan hamari !!!

Kya aakhein hai, kya baatein hai, aisa lagata hai jaise....
jaise....jaise.... kisi peepalke pedse koi BHOOT utar aaya hai !!!

Raatki tanahaiyon me ham aapako aawaj diya karate hai..chand - sitaronse aapaka jikr kiya karate hai... na aao hamare khwabonme ham BHOOT se daraa karate hai !!!

Fulonme haseen gulab hai, padhane ke liye jaruri kitaab hai,
duniyame har swaalka jawaab hai,
agar koi muzase tumhare baareme puchhe to kahunga lajawaab hai !!!

Chaha hai jise chahat se jayada,
Samjha hai jise muhabbat se zada.
Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada,
Tu hi hai who haramzada.

Ek dost ka wada hai, marte dam tak nibhayenge, maut aayi to tumase pehale
ham jayenge, tumako naa bhul payenge isiliye tumhebhi saath le jayenge....

Raat gumsum hai magar chan khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakho ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi.

Yu to koi tanha nahi hota,
Chah kar kisi se juda nahi hota.
Dosti ko kanjusi le doobti hai,
Yeh jaan kar bhi aap se sms nahin hota.

Kewal tum hi ho zindagi main par main tumhe pa nahi sakta,
Rahega dukh hamesha tumhe na pane ka.
Par apni khushi ke liye tumhe rula nahi sakta.

Zindagi nahi hame dosto se pyari,
Dosto pe haazir hai jaan hamari.
Aankhon mein hamare asoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhari.

Dosto ki kamee ko pehechante hai hum,
Duniya ke ghamo ko bhi jaante hai hum.
Aap jaise dosto ke hi sahare,
Aaj bhi has ker jeena jaante hai hum.
Ishq ka jaha bhi naam hota hai,
Tadapna sisakna waha aam hota hai.
Khushnaseebo ko kabhi ishq ho nahi sakta,
Ye badnaseebo ka kaam hota hai.

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Bazahir wo mera khayal karti hai
Jhoot bolti hai magar kamal karti hai

Dil hai mera lose isay na karna use
Aghar hogaya fuse tumhai parangay shoes

Apple kat'ta ho knife se
Pani pita ho pipe se
Kiya zamana agaya hai
Juta khata ho wife se

Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jisay chahain khudha karay
Wo chahain kisi aur ko

Tu sawal nahi ek phali hai
Meri manzil tu nahi tari saheli hai

Tu shama hoti main parwana hota
Na tu coaching jati na main diwana hota

Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya
To kisi ne kasam khai hai
Hum wo majnoo hai
Jis ne sirf laat khai hai

Duniya se jo daray usay kahil khate hai
Duniya jis se daray usay shaire khate hai

Shair chara samaj kar har ghadha charne laga
Urdu zaban aati nahi shaire karne laga

Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai
Mujai rumal la do mari naak beh rahi hai

Hum dil ki thabhai ka saman na karangay
Bun jaingay dhulay magar haan na karangay

Pani aanay ki baat karte hoo
Dil jalane ki baat karte hoo
Char din se moo nahi dhoiya
Tum nahane ki baat karte hoo

Phool ko mat toro kanta lag jai ga
Larki ko mat chairo chanta lag jai ga

Ishq Ke phool Bhi Khilte hain ...!! Bikhar Jaate hain ..!!
Zakhm Kaise Bhi hon ..!! Kuch roze main Bhar Jaate hain ..!!
Us khwaboon main Aab koi Nahi Aur hum Bhi Nahi ...!!
Itne roze Se Aaye hain ...!! Chup Chaap Guzar Jaate hain ...!!

Nurm Aawaaz ...!! Bholi baatein ..!! Mohazzab Lehjaa ...!!
Pehle Baarish main Hi ..!! Sab Rang Utar Jaate hain ..!!
Raasta roke Khari Hai ...!! Wahi uljhaan Kab Se ..!!
Koi Puche to kahen Kya Ke Kidhar Jaate hain ..!!

Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se ..!! Nigahein Na Morna ....!!
Jab Dur Ho To Mera ..!! Tasavvur Na chorna ..!!
Aye Dost ..!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le ..!!
Mushkil Bahut Hai ...!! Rishtoon Ki zanjeerain hain Torna ...!!

Dekha Jidhar Yeh Payaa ..!! Aalam Hijaab Ka ..!!
Jaali Ko naam De Diya ...!! Humne Niqaaab Ka ..!!
Dukh Ki Tabash Hai ....!! Dharkanain tanhaiyan Bhi hain ..!!
Yeh Zindagi Hai Jaise ....!! Din Ho Hisaab Ka ..!!

Woh To Khushbu Hai ..!! Hawaoon main Bikhar Jayega ...!!
Masla phool Ka Hai ..!! Phool Kidhar Jayega ..!!
Hum To Samjhe The Ke Ek zakham Hai Bhar Jayega ...!!
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-jaan main Utar Jayega ...!!

Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah ..!!
Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah ...!!
Khushbu Ke kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khat ...!!
Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah ...!!

Ishq Mile To Pee Lete hain ....!!
Aap Kahe To Mar jayen hum ..!!
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete hain ...!!
Hum To hain Un phoolon Jaise ..!!
Jo kaatoon main Bhi Jee Lete hain ...!!

Har Ek Baat Pe Kahte Ho tum ...!! Ki Tu Kya Hai ...!!
Tumhi kaho Ki Yeh Andaz-E-Guftagu Kya Hai ...!!
Ragoon main Daurte Phirne Ke hum nahin Qayal ..!!
Jab Aankh Se Hi Na Tapka To Phir lahoo Kya Hai ..!!

Apni aankhoon Ke Samunder main Utar Jaane De ..!!
Tera mujrim hoon ..!! Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De ...!!
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile hain Mujh ko ..!!
Sonchta hoon kahoon Tujh Se ..!! Magar Jaane De ....!!

Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare hain ...!! Tumhain Kya maloom ..!!
Hum tumhain Jeet Ke harey hain ...!! Tumhain Kya maloom ..!!
Ek tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi hum Ko Apna ...!!
Ek hum hain Ke Tumhare hain ...!! Tumhain Kya maloom ...!!

Falak Ke Teer Ka Kya Nishana Tha ....!!
Idhar Mera Ghar ..!! Udhar Uska Aaashiyana Tha ...!!
Puhunch Rahi Thi Kinare Pe Kashti-E-Umeed ..!!
Usi Waqt Is tofaan Ko Bhi yahaan Aana Tha ...!!

Aisa Lagta Hai Zindagi tum ho ...!!
Ajnabi ...!! Kaise ajnabi tum ho ..!! ?/?
Main zameen Per Ghana Andhera hoon ....!!
Aasmaanoon Ki Chaandini tum ho ...!!

Ab koi aarzoo nahin Baakee ...!!
Joostjoo Meree Aakhree tum ho ..!!
Dostoon Se Wafa Ki ummeeden ....!!
Kis Zamaane Ke Aadmee tum ho ...!! ?/?

Tujh ko Dekhenge to Sitare Bhi Zia maangen Ge ..!!
Pyaase Teri zulfoon Se Ghataa Maange Ge ...!!
Apne Maathe Se yun Aanchal ko Na Sarkaa Dena ..!!
Varna Buddhe Bhi Jawaani Ki Dua Maange gay ..!!

Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai,
Dillagi dosto ki shaam hoti hai,
Kahin bhi raho par rahoge dil main mere,
Yehi dosti ki sachchi pehchan hoti hai.

Yaad teri na aye aisa hone na denge,
Dost tere jaisa khone na denge,
Sharafat se contact me rahena
Varna, kaan ke niche do kheench ke denge.

Din akele raat tanha kaat dee maine,
Dosto main saari khushiya bant di maine,
jeevan ki bhag daud me mujhko mila hi kya,
paane ki ummid me zindagi kaat di maine.

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi
Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi

Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge
Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah

Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki
Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki

Suraj paas ho na ho, roshni aas paas reheti hai.
Waise hi dost paas ho na ho, dosti aas paas reheti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho, aapki khushboo hamesha paas reheti hai.

Chup rehete hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye,
Humse koi ruswa na ho jaye,
Badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai,
Milne se pehele hi juda na ho jaye.

O friend ji,
Main keha tussi mitha aam ho, Coca cola da jam ho, Sir dard ka balm ho,
Sab kuch badhiya hai, Bas SMS nahi karte is waastey badnaam ho.

Dua karte hai hum sar jhukaye,
Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paaye.
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye,
Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.

Dosti karo collegwali se,
pyar karo officewali se,
program karo padoswali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao gharwali se

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!

aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Pyaar hi na karna tha,
toh dil lagaya kyun,
chehre se itni nafrat thi,
toh kafan hataya kyun.

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivajo ko zamana kya jaane.
Hoti hai kitni taklif ladki patane main,
Yeh ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Machar ne jo kata, dil mein mere junoon tha.
Khujli itni hui, dil beshukun tha.
Pakda par chod diya yeh soch kar ki sale ki ragon mein apna hi khun tha.

Who din bhi kya haseen the,
Jab aap haseeno se kiss liya karte the.
Yeh unn dino ki baat hai,
Jab aap 2 saal ke hua karte the.

Dil he dil mein hum unhein pyaar karte hain,
Chupchaap unki mohabbat ka intezaar karte hain,
Jin rahon per hai chalna unka mushkil,
Unhi rahon per hum unka intzaar karte hain.

Jab kisi ko kareeb paya kasam se wahi dhoka khaya hai,
Kyun dosh dete ho kaante ko, ye zakhm to humne Phoolon se paya hai.

Kisi ki chahat pe Zinda rehne wale hum na the,
Kisi pe marmitne wale hum na the,
Aadat si padgai hai tumhe yaad karnae ki,
Warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na the.

Ishq mein dil ka Tamasha dekha nahi jata,
Humse toota hua sheesha dekha nahi jaata,
Apne hissae ki khushiyan bhi tumhe de dun,
Tumhara utra hua chehra hum se dekha nahi jata.

Kaanch chube to nishaan reh jata hai,
Dil tute to armaan reh jata hai,
Laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil per,
Phir bhi umer bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai.

Dur hote hue bhi dosti ka rishta nibhate hai AAP,
Na jaane kyon dil ko lubhate hai AAP,
Ye kaisa Karishma hai aapka,
Jo HUM ko itna yaad aate hai AAP.

Aajaye Kisi Din Tu Aisa Bhi Nahin Lagata
Lekin Woh Tera Vaada Jhoota Bhi Nahin Lagata

Milta Hai Sukoon Dil Ko Us Yaar Ke Kooche Mein
Har Roz Magar Jaana Aacha Bhi Nahin Lagata

Dekha Hai Tujhe Jab Se Bechain Bahut Hai Dil
Kehena Koi Tujhse Rishta Bhi Nahin Lagata

Baare Mein Qateel Usake Soche Bhi Toh Kya Sochein
Woh Gair Nahin Lekin Apana Bhi Nahin Lagata

Aag duniya mein lagi ho to bujhana mumkin,
Tum lagi dil ki bujha doge to chain ayega...
Ab tak ishq mein aankhon se hi baatein ki hain,
Yeh ada dil ko sikha doge to chain aayega.

Dil ko dhadkana aapne sikhaya,
ankho ko rulana aapne sikhaya
kaise kare bewafai aapse,
pyar karna bhi aapne sikhya

Har khamosi ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlabhar nahi hota
Kya hua hum aapko pa na sake,
Sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

log milte hain bichad jate hain,
sirf dil ke taar ched jate hain
youn to lete hain hum hazaro naam,
par kuch aap jaise log dil mein utar jate hain

kisi ka pyar pane ki tamanna nahi,
aap jaisa dost ka dular mile itna kafi hai
aap chahe humein milo ya na milo,
par humein yaad karte raho bas itna kafi hai.

Shaam udas hai, Raat bhi udas hogi.
Subah kafa mein lipti meri laash hogi.
Ae mujhe dafnanewale jaakar unse keh dena,
Kabra par bhi unki tasvir mere saath hogi.

Dil gumsum, zuban khamosh
Yeh aankhen aaj nam kyon hai.
Tune kabhi paaya hi na tha,
To aaj khone ka gam kyon hai.

Aansoo ko bahut samjhaya tanhayi mein aaya karo,
Mehfil mein hamara mazaak naa udaya karo.
Is par aansoo tadap kar bole,
Itne logon mein aapko tanha paate hai isliye chale aate hai.

Unse roz milne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.
Kuchh sunne sunane ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.
Tha kisi ke MANANE KA ANDAJ aisa.
Ki phir RUTH jane ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.

Jatye jatey vo ek neshani dey gayee,
Umer bhar dhura sakoo eysi kahani dey gayee,
Hum to reh gaye peyasey,
Per humari palko ko vo pani dey gayee.

Tumne chaha hi nahin,warna halaat badal sakte the,
Mere anshoo teri ankhon se nikal sakte the,
Tum to thahre hi rahe jheel ke paani ki tarah,
Dariya bante to door nikal sakte the.

Yoon to koi bhi tanha nahi hota,
Chaah kar kisi se juda nahi hota,
Mohbbat ko majboorian hee ley doobti hain,
Varna koi khushi se be-wafa nahi hota.

Chaha Tha Unhe Hale Dil Sunana,
Chaha Tha Unhe Junoone Mohhabatt Dikhana,
Nasme Laye The Hum Dil Kured Kured Kar,
Per Alfaaz Bhi Chale Gaye Unhe Dekh Kar

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye.
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi
Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge
Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah
Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki
Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki
Din akele raat tanha kaat dee maine,
Dosto main saari khushiya bant di maine,
Jeevan ki bhag daud me mujhko mila hi kya,
Paane ki ummid me zindagi kaat di maine

Woh dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,
Tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda naa kare
Rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar,
Yeh baat aur hai ki zindagi wafa naa kare.

Jab bolte hai to kehte ho ki bohot bolte ho
Jab chup rehte ho to kehte ho ki naraz ho?
Dil ki baat akhir kaise bataen
Batate hain toh kehte ho mazak kar rahe ho?

Dosti ka har farz nibha diya,
Kisi aur ke liye aapne hume bhula diya.
Akele to hum pehele se he the,
Achha hua jo aapne ehsaas dila dia.

Aksar maut hame rulati hai,
Aur zindagi hame hasati hai.
Par jo zindagi hame rulati hai,
Who hame maut se bhi badhtar nazar aati hai.

Har rang or gum ki dava hai dosti,
Kuch kahi unkahi bato kiraz hai dosti.
Kami hai duniya mein pujnewalo ki,
Varna to is jamin par to khuda hai dosti.

Sab se achha mera yaar hai,
Uski hare k shayri mein kitna pyaar hai,
Agar na aaya uska sms ek din,
To mera mobile rakhna bekaar hai.

Gham ke aansu dikha nahikarte,
Apna haq aap par jata nahi sakte,
Anmol ho tum meri nigahon mein,
Yeh baat hum aapko bata nahi sakte.

Baago main phool khilte rahenge,
Raat ko deep jalte rahenge,
Dua hai yehi hamari khuda se,
Aap khush raha kare,
Baaki taklif to hum dete rahenge.

Zindagi sabko mile zaruri to nahi
Pyar sabko mile zaruri to nahi
Kuch log bahuth yaad athe hain Zindagi mein,
Woh bhi hume yaad karein Zaruri to nahi

Usko chaha bhi to izhaar na karna aaya,
Kat gayi umar, humein pyaar na karna aaya,
Usney manga bhi agar kuchh to judaai maangi,
Aur hum they ki hamein inkaar bhi na karna aay

Mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai.
Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kaafi hai.
Teer-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorat aye nazneen,
Qatl karna ke liye teri muskaan hi kaafi hai.

2 kadam to sab chal lete hai,
Par zindagi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata.
Agar ro kar bhulai jaati yaadein,
To has kar koi gum na chupata.

Ek lamhe mein unhone hamari zindagi sawar di,
Ek lamhe mein unhone hamari zindagi ujaad di.
Kusur unka nahi hamara tha,
Jo un do lamhon mein humne apni zindagi guzardi.

Ishq itna mat karo ki who tumahari kamjori ban jaaye.
Ishq aisa karo ki tumse pyaar karma uski mazboori ban jaaye.

Karz dostika ada kaun karega?
dost na ho to dosti kaun karega?
ai khuda mere Doston ko salamat rakhana
warna meri shaadi me dance kaun karega????

Har raat ke chaand par hai noor apse,
har subah ki oas ko hai gharoor
Apse, hum kehana to nahi chahte lekin,
mar jayenge rehkar door apse...

Har subha ki dhund kuch yaad dilati hai,
har phool ki khoshboo ek
Jadoo jagati hai, chaho na chaho kitna bhi par,
aapki yaad aa hi jati hai.

Jaise aap hamare na ho sakthey
Hum kisee aur ke na ho sakenge
Pyaar Nahin Kiya apna dil diya hai
Ek pal bhi aapko bhula na payenge.

Ful ki shuruwar kalise hoti hai,
Zindagiki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,
Pyaar ki shuruwat dostise ...
Aur dosti ki shuruwat aapase hoti hai !!!

Kaun yaad rakhata hai naamko,
Log to cheharon ko bhi bhul jaate hai,
Aap samandar ki baat karate hai,
Log to aankhon me bhi duub jaate hai !!!

Maut ke baad bhi yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti meri kabrase utha raha hai koi,
Ai khuda do pal ki zindagi aur de de,
Meri kabrase udaas ja raha hai koi !!!

Bhigi Barsaat me jalata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Main samandar hu bikharata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Jabse dekha hai mohabbat ka hasi Tajamahal,
Kate haathon ko chhuppata hu, tuze kya maloom?

Zamaana gujar gaya haathon ko milaye hue,
Muddat ho gayi nazaron ko milaye hue,
Din raat nikal gaye yaadon me khoye hue,
Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue?

In aankhonme aasoo aaye na hote,
Agar tum pichhe mudkar muskuraye na hote,
Tumhare jaane ke baad ye gam hota hai,
kaash tum zindagi me aayehi na hote !!!

Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,
kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi?

Unako chaha bhi to izahaar na karana aaya,
Kat gayi umar hame pyaar na karana aaya,
Unhone maanga bhi agar kuchh to judaai maangi,
Aur ham the ki hame inkaar bhi na karana aaya !!!

Mera ikaraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga,
Mera din bhi teri raat se behatar hoga,
Yakeen nahi aata to dolise zankakar dekh lena..
Mera janaazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga !!!

Masti aankhon me hoti hai..sharaab me nahi...
Bhakti shraddha me hoti hai...shabdon me nahi..
Tu bhi jaan le mere dost...
Dosti dil me hoti hai.. dikhaweme nahi...

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,
Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga,
Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni,
Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye,
khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye,
ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki,
afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.

Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi
Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai

aapne dushman se hi dil laga baithe
Unki Saadgi se fareb kha baithe
Pattharon se tha Apna rishtaa..
Phir bhi Shishe ka Ghar bana baithe

Aapke shahar ka har mausam suhana lage,
Ek shaam chura loon aapki agar bura na lage,
Aap chahe bhula de hume ek pal me hi,
Aapko bhulane me shayad hume jamana lage.

Aaj kuch khas baat to jaroor hai ......
jo aap itne madhosh huwe ja rahe hain.....
kahin ye bin piye jaam ka nasha to nahin..
jo aap itne Ashiq mizaz huwe ja rahe hain

Aaj apne aap se khafaa hoon......
jo uske chere ki madhoshiyaan na pad saka,
par kya karoon uski yaad me aisa khoyaa ki
uski muskurahat ke peeche ki shararat na pad saka.


Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain

Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Pyar ka 1st asoul hai kay iss say phelay kay USSAY aap say acha milay,
aap uss say pehlay uss say acha dhoud lo.

Aapki zulfain hain ghup andhera
ho ja ganji kar day sawera

ALLAH ALLAH kya josh hai mere deewane mein hai.
kal zamanat pe churwaya aaj phir thane mein hai

kush rahai tu sada yeh dua hai meri
teri premika hi bun jaye bhaabhi teri

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe
Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe
wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil
wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Ummidon ki manzil dah gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya bah gaye.
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek jhakkas ladki tereko bhaiya keh gayi.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Vaade pew o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

Kyu hame kisiki talash hoti hai,
Kyu dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai.
Chand ko dekho who bhi to tanha hai
Fir bhi uski chandni se roshan har raat hoti hai.

Ek hasi jo hasa de,
Ek aansu jo rula de,
Ek aarzoo jo jaga de,
Ek chahat jo samajh le,
Har aahat jo jaan le,
Usi rishte kanaam hai..HUM aur TUM...

Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate.
Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main,
Fir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.

Mere mobile ko sukun mil gaya,
Empty inbox mein msg ka phool khil gaya.
Aap ka sms tha ya kele ka chilka,
Jise padte hi mera dil fisal gaya.

Dost dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi.
Bharosa rakhna meri dosti par,
Dil mein basakar hum kisiko bhulate nahi.

Ful ki shuruwar kalise hoti hai,
Zindagiki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,
Pyaar ki shuruwat dostise ...
Aur dosti ki shuruwat aapase hoti hai !!!

Kaun yaad rakhata hai naamko,
Log to cheharon ko bhi bhul jaate hai,
Aap samandar ki baat karate hai,
Log to aankhon me bhi duub jaate hai !!!

Maut ke baad bhi yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti meri kabrase utha raha hai koi,
Ai khuda do pal ki zindagi aur de de,
Meri kabrase udaas ja raha hai koi !!!

Bhigi Barsaat me jalata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Main samandar hu bikharata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Jabse dekha hai mohabbat ka hasi Tajamahal,
Kate haathon ko chhuppata hu, tuze kya maloom?

Zamaana gujar gaya haathon ko milaye hue,
Muddat ho gayi nazaron ko milaye hue,
Din raat nikal gaye yaadon me khoye hue,
Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue?

In aankhonme aasoo aaye na hote,
Agar tum pichhe mudkar muskuraye na hote,
Tumhare jaane ke baad ye gam hota hai,
kaash tum zindagi me aayehi na hote !!!

Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,
kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi?

Unako chaha bhi to izahaar na karana aaya,
Kat gayi umar hame pyaar na karana aaya,
Unhone maanga bhi agar kuchh to judaai maangi,
Aur ham the ki hame inkaar bhi na karana aaya !!!

Mera ikaraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga,
Mera din bhi teri raat se behatar hoga,
Yakeen nahi aata to dolise zankakar dekh lena..
Mera janaazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga !!!

Masti aankhon me hoti hai..sharaab me nahi...
Bhakti shraddha me hoti hai...shabdon me nahi..
Tu bhi jaan le mere dost...
Dosti dil me hoti hai.. dikhaweme nahi...

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,
Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga,
Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni,
Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye,
khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye,
ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki,
afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.

Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi
Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai

aapne dushman se hi dil laga baithe
Unki Saadgi se fareb kha baithe
Pattharon se tha Apna rishtaa..
Phir bhi Shishe ka Ghar bana baithe

Aapke shahar ka har mausam suhana lage,
Ek shaam chura loon aapki agar bura na lage,
Aap chahe bhula de hume ek pal me hi,
Aapko bhulane me shayad hume jamana lage.

Aaj kuch khas baat to jaroor hai ......
jo aap itne madhosh huwe ja rahe hain.....
kahin ye bin piye jaam ka nasha to nahin..
jo aap itne Ashiq mizaz huwe ja rahe hain

Aaj apne aap se khafaa hoon......
jo uske chere ki madhoshiyaan na pad saka,
par kya karoon uski yaad me aisa khoyaa ki
uski muskurahat ke peeche ki shararat na pad saka.

Jaise aap hamare na ho sakthey
Hum kisee aur ke na ho sakenge
Pyaar Nahin Kiya apna dil diya hai
Ek pal bhi aapko bhula na payenge.

Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai,
humne kaha ye dard kabul hai.
sabne kaha is dard ke saath jee nahin paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna bhi kabul hai

Tanhai hai pyar mein,
barbadi hai pyar mein,
aasu hai pyar mein,
bebasi hai pyar mein,
gum bhi hai pyar mein,
haar bhi hai pyar mein,
hamein sab pata hai
lekin kya kare hum bhi hai pyar mein.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

aankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahin pate,
hoat magar kuch keh nahin pate,
apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahin pate.

tute hue pymane mein jaam nahin aata,
ishq ke mariz ko aaram nahin aata,
ae dil todne wale tune yeh to socha hota,
tuta hua dil kisi ke kaam nahin aata.

Zindagi kisiki mohataz nahi hoti,
Dosti sirf jazbaat nahi hoti,
Kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko,
Warna yuhi aapki humse mulaqat nahi hoti.

Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna,
Meri dosti ki kaid main jamanat nahi hoti.

Nanhe se dil me armaan koi rakhna,
Duniya ki bhid main pehchan koi rakhna.
Ache nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas,
In hoto pe sada muskaan vahi rakhna.

Funny (Laughabit)

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
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Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself - I am Sardar Banta Singh. Meet my wife Sardarnee Preeti Singh, the boy ...my kid & the girl my kidney....
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his
sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai
Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before
taking it? Guess what...
---To avoid side effect!!!
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Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
punjab".
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Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
Sardar: yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa College, Chandigar
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"
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A sardar was drawing
money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258

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Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted
to measure how much he has slept........
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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the
Ears using a torch.

Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!





yad hai hum kahan mile the bus stop pe meri car aa kar ruki,maine
window nechay ki,humari nazron se nazrein milin aur tumne kaha
"Allah ke nam pe ek rupey de do baba"
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a psycological resaerch has proved it that all the dumbs,stupids,
fools, use their thumb to read messages don't change it now its too
late.
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Not every flower can express love but rose did it , not every tree
can stand thurst but cactus did it ,not every monkey can use mobile
but you did it congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you find your self in a dark room where the walz shaken and
blood comes from every where dont afraid you are in a safe place you
are in my heart
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Tum hamesha muskrate raho...........................
Tum hamesha muskrate raho..........................
Tum hamesha muskrati raho........................
Tum hamesha muskrati raho.........................
mera kia jaye ga sab log tum ko hi paagal kahen gey!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ek son ne apne father se kaha "papa muj ko bander dekhna hai
abhi!"father ne kaha "nahi tum usku abhi nahi dekh sakte"son ne kaha
"aisa kiun" father ne kaha "beta bander abhi msg padhne main busy
hai."
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gournal musharraf ko 500 donkeys ki zarorat hai jo ke jung main
sath de sakein 499 donkeys jama ho gaye hain message padhte hi foran
ghar se niklo
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smander pe sahil pe bethi ho , laher aye gi, naseeb badley na
badley tumhari gandagi tu dhul aye
gi...................................
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Chand pe ghata tu ati hogi, sitaron ko muskrahat ati tu hogi, lakh
chupao duniya se kabhi na kabhi khud pe hansii aati tu hogi!!!
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Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app
ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski
ragon main app ka khun tha............
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pata hai..............
pata hai..........
pata hai...........
Minto tooth paste 10 rupees ka ho gaya!
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Life main KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM,after that NAA TUM JANO NA HUM,
u r the one DIL NE JISE APNA KAHA so lets MASTI because MAIN HON NAA
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Jab tum hansti ho tu lagta hai insan pehle bander tha dekho ghussa
mat hona kiun ke jab tum ghussa hoti ho tu lagta hai insaan ajj bhi
bander hai!!!!!!!!!
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mausam hai suhana ............
aise main dil bhi deewana....
aise main tum........
aise main tum.......
tum........
tum.........
han tum...........
tum............
- - lux - - soap se do bar nahana
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May the angels protect you, may sadness forgett you , may goodness
surround you, may happiness be around you and may ALLAH always bless
you.
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If you save this message it means i am cute , if you edit this
message it means i am still cute , if you forward this message it
means it means you are spreading that i am cute , if you delete this
message it means that you are jealous because i am cute!!!!!!!!!
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On the day of judgement ALLAH will hold the earth in his hand and
will say I am the king of Universe where are the kings of earth????
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when all the seas become dry, and all the birds leave the sky and
all of your friends say good bye then no need 2 fear coz i will b
there
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thiz cat , iz cat ,a cat , good cat , way cat , to cat , keep cat
, an cat , idiot cat , busy cat , 4 cat , 20 cat , seconds cat.
got confused read it without word cat
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its
a
nice
feeling
when you
know
that
some 1
loves
you
some 1
misses
you
some 1
needs you
but it
feels much
better when
you know
that
some 1
never ever
forgets you
thats
ME!!!!!!
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agar app ek andherey kamrey main
hon.................................... kamra bund ho ...............
darwaze pe kundi lagi ho

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khidkian bhi bund hon................................aur koi app ki
neck pe kiss kare tu samajh len ke woh ek
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....................................................................MACHAR
hai ha! ha! ha!
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Jo asani se mile woh hai ghum , jo kabhi kabhi mile woh hai khushi
, jo mushkil se mile woh hai pyar aur jo naseeb se mile woh hai hum
jaisa YAAR!!!!!


Tussi bade hi gr8 ho , rusgulle ki pl8 ho , andey ka oml8 hao ,
jalebi ki tarah str8 ho , msg karne main bade hi la8 ho per jo bhi ho
humare favour8 ho.....................................
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Devdas ke baap ne kaha GHAR chod do , maa ne kaha PARO chod do ,
paro ne kaha DARU chod do ap se kisne kaha SMS karna chod
do................
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1960's girls : pehla pehla pyar ankhon main bahar hai aja mere
sajna tera intezaar hai^^^^^^^^^^
2005's girls : pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere
sajna warna dosra tayyar hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Hye La, Puncture!!!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale
ko...................
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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa
uske dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe
jannat
mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe
Zukham Tha
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!

Friendship

a special friend understands when u say, i forgot. waits forever when u say,1 min. stays when u say, leave me alone & opens the door even b4u knock

Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

When it hurts to look back,
and you’re scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

the worst part of life is missing a friend,
but do you know what the best part of life is??
its having a friend worth missing...

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

Friendship is like a garden.. it's beautiful when watered with love ,hug ,tears & cheers but it dries up if left untouched.. so keep in touch always!!!

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." -- A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend

Sum friends r worth being thrown, sum r gud 2 keep,sum r 2 b treasured 4ever, i think u r the 1 to b thrown in the treasure box 2 b kept 4ever......

Friends are like stars, u don't always see them, but u know they are always there...!

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found a true friend.

friendship doent get closer by meeting,
buit it is sweetend by thoughts,
i care for you in my own ways,
you'll never know, perhaps i'll never show....

Frnd's may "meet".Frnd's may "scatter".But if hearts r "loyal",Distances nvr "matter".Keep in touch so tht our Frndship grows "better".

i cant really choose ppl who come into my life..but i can always choose those who should stay. because i know they r worth keeping...just like U!!!!!!!!!!

H_M & T_M, none is complete without "U"! And FR_ENDSH_P will never be complete without "I".
So, "U" & "I" have to be there 4ever...if u want HUM & TUM to be Friends....!!!

Friendship isn't about whom you have know the longest,
who came first or who cares the Best........It's about
who came and never left..........

Friends are like shoes,
some loose & some tight & some fit just right.
They help u as u walk through life,
Thanks for being of my size.


Suna hai asar hota hai baaton me,
tum bhi bhul jaoge do char mulaqato me.
humse ruth kar jaoge kahan,
tumhari dosti ki lakir hai in hathon me.

Jab humne unse pucha sapna kya hota hai to unhone kaha band aankho mein jo apna hota hai khuli aankhon mein wahi sapna hota hai.....!!!!

Muddat se door the hum tum,
ek zamane ke baad milna acha laga.
sagar se gehra laga aapka pyar,
tairna to aata tha par doobna acha laga....

Sajde dil ke tarane bahut hai zindigi jeene ke bahane bahut hai
aap sada muskurate rehna apki muskurahat ke deewane bahut hai

Jinki yaad mei hum dewane ho gaye
woh humhi se begane ho gaye
shayad unhe talash hai naye dosto ki
kyoki unki nazar mei ab hum purane hogaye

Zamane bhar ki baton mei hame bhula na dena
jab kabhi yaad aaye to zara muskura dena
zinda rahe to milenge dost
nahi to har diwali mere naam ka diya jala dena!

Har daag, daag nahi hota...
har dost wafadar nahi hota...
yeh to dil milne ki baat hai...
varna 7 feero mei...
pyar nahi hota!

Tamanao mei bhi tumhe yaad karenge...
teri har baat par etbar karenge...
tujhe aane ko to nahi kahenge...
par fir bhi tera intezar karenge...

Bagon mein phool khilte rehenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rehenge
dua hai khuda se...
Aap khush rehein hamesha,baki,
hum to hamesha...
tang karte rahenge...

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karu?
tu hi bata teri yaad aaye to kya karu?
hasrat hai ki ek nazar tujhe dubara dekh lu
kismat woh lamha na laye to kya karu?

Kya kahu tumhe?
Khwab kahu to bikhar jaoge!
dil kahu to tut jaoge!
lo, tumhara naam zindigi rakh deti hu...
to maut se pehle hamara saath na chod paoge...!

Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti!
insaan ki bndagi beimaan nahi hoti!
kabhi manga hoga humne ek pyara sa dost...
varna yuhi apki...
humse pehchan nahi hoti!!!

Kuch bikhre sapno se ankh mei namee hai...
ek chota sa aasman aur umeedo ki zameen hai...
yu to bahut kuch hai zindagi mei...
sirf jo dur hai...
unki kami hai..

Kisi ki dhadkan ke piche koi baat hoti hai...
har dard ke piche kisiki yaad hoti hai...
aap ko pata na hoga...
apki har khushi ke peche hamari faryaad hoti hai!

Ho sakta hai ki hum saath reh na paye...
ek dusre se kuch keh na paye...
itni nazdikyan mat badaiye humse...
ki hum...
duriyon ko sehna paye...!

Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?

Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai...
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai...
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho...
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai...!

Apke daman mei khushi kabhi kam naho...
ishwar kare ki apko kabhi gum naho...
denewala har khushi de apko...
chahe us khushi mei hum ho na ho...!

Mere aane ki aahat pe shama jalai hogi...
kabhi judai ke gum se aakh bhar aai hogi...
fikar na kar mere yaar...
us rabne milne ki koi to sham banai hogi...!

Har tarah k shikve ko seh lete hai...
zindagi ko yuhi jee lete hai...
mila lete hai hath jinse dosti ka...
un hathon se fir zeher bhi pe lete hai...!

Humne bhi chaha har manjil karib ho,
har waqt aapka saath naseeb ho,
par wahan khuda bhi kya kare,
jahan insaan khud badnseeb ho.

waqt tera gulam hoga,
har pal pe tera hi naam hoga,
jara mudke dekh E mere dost,
har kadam par mera saath hoga.

dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile,
aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile hUM se kam na mile.

Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi...
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile,
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi.....

Zamane se kab ke hum gujar gaye hote,
thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote,
bandhey the to bas tere dosti ke dhage mai,
warna kabke motiyo jaise bikar gaye hote.

Plz spell out ur ingredients because, I mixed 100 kgs of sugar, 80 kgs of chocolate, 50 kgs of honey, and I still can't make a sweet friend like U... :)

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

I live by faith & not by sight... So whether I see U or not, talk to U or not, I know that U r still the same, My Friend, worth keeping till the end!!!

Some friends forget, Some move away. Some keep silent, Some just change. But I am not one of them.. I am here now and forever.. To DISTURB U !! :)

HEART is like a crystal, preserve it. LOVE is like perfume, spread it. FEELINGS are like flood, flow it. FRIENDSHIP is like like umbrella, come LETS SHARE IT.

SCIENCE has proved that SUGAR dissolves in WATER. Thank God! you don't have the habit of taking BATH, else I would have lost my friend.

Zakham + You = MARHAM Tanhayee + You = MEHFIL Tears + You = SMILE Raasta + You = MANZIL Nothing + You = EVERYTHING Me + You = FRIENDS

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

I don't regret the things I have done & the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.